Why is it ............?

[Arthur]

Why is it the days I work from home

No such thing as woeking from home.  When you are home you don't work, just like when you are in work you don't sit on your ar$e watching Sky (unless you are a barman)

If you have responsibilities and deadlines you work, if you don't you'll soon be taken to task.

[under the bar]

If you have responsibilities and deadlines you work

In my experience the ppl working from home have usually already the job done before leaving work and then say they'll 'finish it off at home'.  Don't kid me that you put in an 8 hour day at home.  1-2 hours tops.   Working from home should receive half pay since there's less than half the work done.   

We put it to the test when we asked a manager who was working from home the following day to leave what he was doing and work on a one-day assignment from home, probably a good 6 hours work,  to be handed in the following morning.   

Believe it or not he opted to come into work the next day instead!

[Puckoon]

Why is it if you are a doctor, lawyer or dentist you run a practice and if you are a grocer, fish monger or butcher you run a business/shop?

Because you practise medicine/dentistry/law

where as you sell fish, groceries or meat.

[Arthur]

If you have responsibilities and deadlines you work

In my experience the ppl working from home have usually already the job done before leaving work and then say they'll 'finish it off at home'.  Don't kid me that you put in an 8 hour day at home.  1-2 hours tops.   Working from home should receive half pay since there's less than half the work done.   

We put it to the test when we asked a manager who was working from home the following day to leave what he was doing and work on a one-day assignment from home, probably a good 6 hours work,  to be handed in the following morning.   

Believe it or not he opted to come into work the next day instead!

You must have one cushey job - I worked 14hrs from hom yesterday - probably why i'm all done today. 

[Rois]

I'm with you Arthur, I've done a good few days working from home and you get 100% concentration there, rather than being interrupted by phones, people etc at work.  My work is trying to encourage people to do it where they can.

It's all about trusting people to get the work done - if there's no trust, then both will agree you're in the wrong job!

[The Real Laoislad]

Why is it that after masturbation, there is always a hint of guilt for a couple of seconds, and you say to yourself, i have to stop this oul carry on, but never do??

Funny because it's true   

[Puckoon]

Why is there no graceful way to eat a peach/pear.

[downgirl]

Why is there no graceful way to eat a peach/pear.

Or corn on the cob with butter!

[pintsofguinness]

Why is it that after masturbation, there is always a hint of guilt for a couple of seconds, and you say to yourself, i have to stop this oul carry on, but never do??

Funny because it's true   

What? I dont get that.


Hey Arthur, now that it's confirmed, welcome back 

[Doogie Browser]

...pints always taste better on a Sunday, they must add something into them after a sat night because you can never get enough on a Sunday session.

[fred the red]

...pints always taste better on a Sunday, they must add something into them after a sat night because you can never get enough on a Sunday session.

great call!

[AFS]

Why is it that after masturbation, there is always a hint of guilt for a couple of seconds, and you say to yourself, i have to stop this oul carry on, but never do??

Funny because it's true   

[pintsofguinness]

Why are the mentally unhinged posters on this board drawn to me? 

[The Real Laoislad]

Why are the mentally unhinged posters on this board drawn to me? 

Like flies around shit

[Lar Naparka]

Why is there no graceful way to eat a peach/pear.

Peaches and pears are easy peasy. What about a kebab?