Why is it ............?

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Arthur

August 21, 2008, 07:45:23 PM
The why is it thread - for exmple.

Why is it that driving at 20mph behind a learner driver is often irritating but when you happen upon one doing a 3 point turn, you are happy to sit patiently back and let them get on with it?

Why is it that triangle sandwiches, with the same filling as a rectangle sandwich, always taste much much nicer?

Why is it in a sunny day you go to work with a spring in your step, yet on bad days you don't want to go.  When in reality on a sunny day you would rather be at home and on a bad day you may as well be in work?

Why is it ...

An Fear Rua

#1
August 21, 2008, 07:47:30 PM
Its Grim up North

The Real Laoislad

#2
August 21, 2008, 08:18:41 PM
Why is it when your single it's impossible to pull a woman but when you have a girlfriend and you are out with the lads you get chatted up no bother
You'll Never Walk Alone.

Minder

#3
August 21, 2008, 08:38:59 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on August 21, 2008, 08:18:41 PM
Why is it when your single it's impossible to pull a woman but when you have a girlfriend and you are out with the lads you get chatted up no bother

Do you tell the fellas your not interested LL ? ? ?
"When it's too tough for them, it's just right for us"

pintsofguinness

#4
August 21, 2008, 08:57:01 PM
why when a fly has got the whole house to die in he's been trying to die in my hair for the last hour?
Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

lfdown2

#5
August 21, 2008, 09:22:51 PM
like flys round shite?!   ;D

pintsofguinness

#6
August 21, 2008, 09:25:57 PM
Quote from: lfdown2 on August 21, 2008, 09:22:51 PM
like flys round shite?!   ;D
Yeah I may go for a shower and see will he f**k off.
Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

Shamrock Shore

#7
August 21, 2008, 09:55:54 PM
..... wimmin in queues for the supermarket only decide when it's their turn to look for the purse in the Black Hole that is their bag?
...... taxi drivers thing putting on their 'magic lights' makes them immune from traffic legislation?

Arthur

#8
August 21, 2008, 10:14:50 PM
Why is it that when you're so tired you can't sleep?

Agnes Dipesto

#9
August 21, 2008, 10:28:11 PM
Why is that everyday whether travelling to and from work I have to get stuck behind a feckin tractor?  >:(

Tyrones own

#10
August 22, 2008, 05:25:33 AM
Why is it when some hewer drives out of a side road in front of you he'll always be making
the very next right hand turn causing you to slow up again to wait for uncoming traffic..... >:(
Where all think alike, no one thinks very much.
  - Walter Lippmann

Puckoon

#11
August 22, 2008, 05:38:11 AM
Why is a feed of beers always a great idea at the time....

under the bar

#12
August 22, 2008, 08:59:59 AM
Why is it you never realise that maybe you are having too much to drink and slow down a bit before it's all too late?

Yes I Would

#13
August 22, 2008, 09:17:01 AM
Why is it that after masturbation, there is always a hint of guilt for a couple of seconds, and you say to yourself, i have to stop this oul carry on, but never do??

The Corporal

#14
August 22, 2008, 09:19:03 AM
why is it that work sucks so much??
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