Things that make you go What the F**k?

Started by The Real Laoislad, November 19, 2007, 05:54:25 PM

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armaghniac

Quote from: Denn Forever on October 31, 2017, 05:00:17 PM
Pooe Puerto Rico.  Hit by hurricanes and the majority of people with no electricity.  Get the experts in.   Instead they sign contracts with companies with little disaster edxperience,

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/10/26/16533512/puerto-rico-power-contracts

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/10/29/puerto-ricos-governor-demands-nullification-of-whitefish-energys-300m-power-grid-contract.html

But there are some good guys. 

https://www.gq.com/story/tesla-puerto-rico

it is truly shocking that Puerto Rico can only get half the grid back by Xmas.
If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

J70

Quote from: Denn Forever on October 31, 2017, 05:00:17 PM
Pooe Puerto Rico.  Hit by hurricanes and the majority of people with no electricity.  Get the experts in.   Instead they sign contracts with companies with little disaster edxperience,

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/10/26/16533512/puerto-rico-power-contracts

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/10/29/puerto-ricos-governor-demands-nullification-of-whitefish-energys-300m-power-grid-contract.html

But there are some good guys. 

https://www.gq.com/story/tesla-puerto-rico

And said tiny company just happens to come from the same tiny town as the Secretary of the Interior.

armaghniac

If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

Asal Mor

West Ham are lining up David Moyes as their next manager.

laoislad

When you think you're fucked you're only about 40% fucked.

seafoid

"f**k it, just score"- Donaghy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxG2WwVRjU



stew

Quote from: Dire Ear on October 31, 2017, 08:16:46 PM
Quote from: seafoid on October 31, 2017, 08:10:51 PM
This is weird

https://m.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/mother-of-three-pleads-guilty-to-distributing-child-pornography-36277749.html
I would guess a genuine mistake

I hope so, she needs to produce the friend to verify and if she does she was just stpid and should get off with a warning.

As a side note, the **** that raped those two children if caught needs to be kicked almost to death, and so does that sc**bag at the airport! Repeatedly.
Armagh, the one true love of a mans life.

seafoid

When love breaks down

https://m.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/tv-fitness-expert-who-punched-girlfriend-in-gym-objects-to-her-victim-impact-statement-36298186.html

However, defence solicitor Michael Hanahoe said he had seen it and did not think the judge should read it. He said its contents were "absolutely irrevelant" and indicated matters that were "utterly prejudicial and untrue."

Judge Smyth looked at the statement and said it seemed to refer to other issues.

He said there had to be adherence to the guidelines of the victims' directive and he did not think the statement fully complied with it.

"What the court is concerned with is what is before the court and nothing else," Judge Smyth said. "The victim impact statement can't be used to bring in other matters."

A State solicitor accepted Ms Murphy "may have strayed slightly" in her statement.

During last month's hearing, Ms Murphy said she went to Usanga's gym with her two children aged six months and 18 months in the car, to talk to him about him "cheating on me again."

Ms Murphy asked Usanga if she could use his phone and after a conversation, she told him "you cheated on me again" and threw it in his direction, she said.

"He punched me in the face," she told the court, saying his fist hit her left eye.

In cross examination, it was put to her that she "broke into (Usanga's) media Facebook" and set out to his 10,000 followers that he had assaulted her.

"I shared a video," Ms Murphy said. "It was my way of getting out of an abusive relationship."

Outside the gym, Usanga said, "she threw the phone at my head. She was raging, I felt my life was in danger. I used my hand to push her away. It was to protect myself."

He said he pushed her with an open hand and she left.

After she went on his Facebook account, he lost his job. Usanga had no previous convictions.
"f**k it, just score"- Donaghy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxG2WwVRjU

Denn Forever

Florida Christian School in Miami-Dade county is now offering parents the $120 optional kevlar insert for their kid's backpacks.

I wonder when full body armour will be one uniform option?

http://www.distractify.com/trending/2017/11/10/1S4pJ/bulletproof-backpack-inserts?llid=dWq5V&utm_source=dsls&utm_medium=ZVod
I have more respect for a man
that says what he means and
means what he says...


TheOptimist

Went to cash machine to get a tenner. No tenner available it tells me. Multiples of twenty only. Ok, so I choose 20 quid. The thing gives me 2x tenners. WTF  >:(

armaghniac

Quote from: TheOptimist on November 13, 2017, 09:04:29 PM
Went to cash machine to get a tenner. No tenner available it tells me. Multiples of twenty only. Ok, so I choose 20 quid. The thing gives me 2x tenners. WTF  >:(

It just wishes to avoid tightwads.
If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B