Coption Competition

[Hardy]

[johnneycool]

Look, keep it under your hat, but that Mick Wallace fella got a warning for using the old mobile whilst driving, don't tell anyone.

[T Fearon]

Ah jaysus Mnister, not a Meath Championship match in Navan.Post me anywhere else, Dundalk even!

[Orior]

Minister: I cannnot stand police band music.
Commissioner: Frig it, neither can I.

[Hardy]

Well, thank you. I have tried to cultivate that look - the 'tache ... the eyes. And look - I'll show you my sideways comb-over.

[deiseach]

Shatter: they think I'm an Aunt Sally.
Callinan: that's nothing, wait 'til you see my Worzel Gummidge impression.

[Orior]

This is a caption that I've used many times before, and it works here too.


Commissioner "Do you want make love?"

Minister "What?"

Commissioner "I said, do you want my glove?"

[AZOffaly]

Okay Minister, I'm not allowed *tell* you, but if we concentrate REALLY hard....... Come on,  I've seen it work on Star Wars..

[Bingo]

Minister: Listen, I've a small list up my sleeve here of a few TD's and close personal friends who need a few penalty points....lost as such.......

[muppet]

Jesus Minister, I'll take the rap for Wallace, I'll even do Vincent Browne, but don't put me on The Sunday Game with Brolly!