Check Norris Texas Ranger

Started by Longshanks, August 29, 2008, 02:31:24 PM

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Longshanks

By any chance does anyone know this, its on Bravo every night and insane, its basically a vechile for Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick his way through every episode (very funny though in a strange way) ;D

muppet

Quote from: Longshanks on August 29, 2008, 02:31:24 PM
By any chance does anyone know this, its on Bravo every night and insane, its basically a vechile for Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick his way through every episode (very funny though in a strange way) ;D

After airport security I can think of no greater waste of time in the history of mankind than Chuck Norris.
MWWSI 2017

Longshanks

Quote from: muppet on August 29, 2008, 02:33:07 PM
Quote from: Longshanks on August 29, 2008, 02:31:24 PM
By any chance does anyone know this, its on Bravo every night and insane, its basically a vechile for Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick his way through every episode (very funny though in a strange way) ;D

After airport security I can think of no greater waste of time in the history of mankind than Chuck Norris.

The Hoff? :-\

brokencrossbar1

Quote from: muppet on August 29, 2008, 02:33:07 PM
Quote from: Longshanks on August 29, 2008, 02:31:24 PM
By any chance does anyone know this, its on Bravo every night and insane, its basically a vechile for Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick his way through every episode (very funny though in a strange way) ;D

After airport security I can think of no greater waste of time in the history of mankind than Chuck Norris.

Muppet you are becoming increasingly cynical and grumpy in recent weeks.  Have you been spending time with POG.  You would think with the imminent release of the Muppets new film you would be full of beans.  Maybe it is the pressure :P

screenexile

His name's Chuck! If he thought you got his ame wrong he would meet you with a roundhouse to the side of the head which would instantly kill you!

Longshanks

Quote from: screenexile on August 29, 2008, 02:49:26 PM
His name's Chuck! If he thought you got his ame wrong he would meet you with a roundhouse to the side of the head which would instantly kill you!

Jasis lad thats bad, shattered at work, drinking the night before will do that to you

his holiness nb

The old bone cracking extravaganza in the Roman collosuem before he clashed with Bruce Lee himself is an unforgettable moment in cinema history!
Ask me holy bollix

Puckoon

Quote from: Longshanks on August 29, 2008, 02:35:06 PM
Quote from: muppet on August 29, 2008, 02:33:07 PM
Quote from: Longshanks on August 29, 2008, 02:31:24 PM
By any chance does anyone know this, its on Bravo every night and insane, its basically a vechile for Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick his way through every episode (very funny though in a strange way) ;D

After airport security I can think of no greater waste of time in the history of mankind than Chuck Norris.

The Hoff? :-\


The Hoff gave us baywatch, and when we were kids he gave us KITT. Credit where credit is due.

muppet

Quote from: Puckoon on August 29, 2008, 03:54:09 PM
Quote from: Longshanks on August 29, 2008, 02:35:06 PM
Quote from: muppet on August 29, 2008, 02:33:07 PM
Quote from: Longshanks on August 29, 2008, 02:31:24 PM
By any chance does anyone know this, its on Bravo every night and insane, its basically a vechile for Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick his way through every episode (very funny though in a strange way) ;D

After airport security I can think of no greater waste of time in the history of mankind than Chuck Norris.

The Hoff? :-\


The Hoff gave us baywatch, and when we were kids he gave us KITT. Credit where credit is due.

The problem was when he took his Kitt off.
MWWSI 2017

Longshanks

The new revamped version of Kitt is a Mustang...SHOCKING STUFF >:( >:(

Puckoon

Times are hard longshanks - they cant be importing a foreign car for KITT.

Longshanks

Quote from: Puckoon on August 29, 2008, 04:01:56 PM
Times are hard longshanks - they cant be importing a foreign car for KITT.

Yeah but seriously

GalwayBayBoy

Quote from: Longshanks on August 29, 2008, 02:31:24 PM
By any chance does anyone know this, its on Bravo every night and insane, its basically a vechile for Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick his way through every episode (very funny though in a strange way) ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdsTUcuD7YA

Minder

Quote from: muppet on August 29, 2008, 02:33:07 PM
Quote from: Longshanks on August 29, 2008, 02:31:24 PM
By any chance does anyone know this, its on Bravo every night and insane, its basically a vechile for Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick his way through every episode (very funny though in a strange way) ;D

After airport security I can think of no greater waste of time in the history of mankind than Chuck Norris.

Say it to my face Muppet........

"When it's too tough for them, it's just right for us"

Puckoon

Those are my plastic guns that I lost when I was 7. Chuck Norris f**king stole them from me!!