Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent

muppet · October 03, 2016, 03:05:10 PM

Regerees should always send off the culchies best players - by Whelan, Clarke, Goggins and Brogan.

muppet · October 10, 2016, 10:17:24 PM

What Cleopatra looks like now is insane

Shocking secrets from the filming of The Reardons!

Bord na Mona man · October 10, 2016, 10:30:41 PM

'I know what she went through and it's horrendous': Lisa Murphy on Kim Kardashian's Paris ordeal with armed gang

Oh hang on...
http://www.independent.ie/style/celebrity/i-know-what-she-went-through-and-its-horrendous-lisa-murphy-on-kim-kardashians-paris-ordeal-with-armed-gang-35115587.html

Asal Mor · October 10, 2016, 10:48:49 PM

What a harrowing ordeal. Thank you Lisa for having the strength to share that. I know how difficult it must be for you to talk about.

muppet · October 29, 2016, 01:20:28 AM

Roscommon Club Final delayed by Belgian Regional Parliament

seafoid · November 06, 2016, 07:25:54 AM

Vogue Williams shows off her arse in empowering "velfie" (selfie by Vogue)

seafoid · November 28, 2016, 11:01:41 AM

Fidel Castro was a Tyrant
Why Trump is good for the US
Invest in US prisons for a sure fire 7% return.

muppet · November 28, 2016, 11:13:16 AM

Hillary Clinton ate my Cocker Spaniel - Whitey Exclusive

Itchy · November 29, 2016, 09:37:33 AM

This would be a good one...

Bosco on RTE outsourcing its young people's TV - 'Everybody is very sad over the whole sorry mess'

Oh wait, they've actually done that one

http://www.independent.ie/videos/irish-news/watch-bosco-on-rte-outsourcing-its-young-peoples-tv-everybody-is-very-sad-over-the-whole-sorry-mess-35247924.html

muppet · November 30, 2016, 12:56:16 PM

Source: We don't reveals our sources because they are SH*TE!

sid waddell · November 30, 2016, 01:17:25 PM

Quote from: Itchy on November 29, 2016, 09:37:33 AM
This would be a good one...

Bosco on RTE outsourcing its young people's TV - 'Everybody is very sad over the whole sorry mess'

Oh wait, they've actually done that one

http://www.independent.ie/videos/irish-news/watch-bosco-on-rte-outsourcing-its-young-peoples-tv-everybody-is-very-sad-over-the-whole-sorry-mess-35247924.html

"Trump critics are right to be scared - the adults are back in charge!"

Oh wait, they've actually done that one too.

muppet · December 10, 2016, 10:57:07 PM

Boris Johnson offers to fight Conor McGregor in a winner takes all fight for the 6 counties

seafoid · December 10, 2016, 11:03:28 PM

Celebrity spotting this week

Tony Fearon caught up with Brendan Rodgers
Vogue Williams bought a sandwich
Amy Huberman makes you feel frumpy and inadequate in an exclusive interview

muppet · December 17, 2016, 11:38:00 AM

Joe Sheridan in amazing comeback. You will be shocked!
Pat & Noel almost speak out!
Mayo CB - Look over there!! You will not believe it!!!

vallankumous · December 17, 2016, 11:55:15 AM

Top Irish Model Gunned Down in Photo Shoot.

Massive Unrest in Kildare Stable

Dissident Republicans Form Gangland Group With Provo Weapons In Northside Communtiy

Northside Jackpot Winners are Overweight Working Class People - See the most unflattering picture we could get them to pose for.