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General discussion / Meath County Council cyber-scammed for over €4m
« on: December 20, 2016, 05:00:45 PM »

...Seven weeks ago, the council was the victim of what is known as a "CEO fraud" whereby large sums of money are transferred to criminals on foot of a bogus instruction in the name of a company chief executive...

Dear Meath CC,

I am the Chief Executive of NighErIan prinCesses @ GAA bord dOt cOM.

Please send me €4m in order for you mák happiest.

bLess U.

P.S Gud luk in the fupball.

General discussion / Highlander - Are there immortals among us?
« on: December 17, 2016, 01:19:35 PM »

The above is scientist Leonid Kulik who lived in Russia in the early 1900s. He apparently died in 1942. But I think he looks very familiar.

Here is an article about him in the appropriately named Museum of Unnatural History:

Any others?

General discussion / Muppet's craption competition #165
« on: October 30, 2016, 10:11:43 AM »

General discussion / Shootjersey
« on: October 29, 2016, 11:06:04 AM »
Laoislad put this site up on the Liverpool thread over the Summer and I decided to try it out.

It is very cheap - I got a full kids replica kit, including socks, shorts and jersey with name and number, for less than half the cost of the jersey alone here ($21.98). Nothing wrong with the quality either. Also the 'Standard Shipping' was very cheap as well, using ParcelMotel.

With Christmas coming I though more people on the site might be interested. I would also like to now how others got on with them. Any bad experiences?

I have just ordered a kids replica tracksuit.

General discussion / GaaBoard's greatest troll!
« on: October 29, 2016, 12:15:11 AM »
We have had greatest everything else. It is time we follow Journalists, Architects, the Music Industry etc, and give ourselves a big annual award.

Who should the nominees be?

General discussion / muppet's craption competition #164
« on: October 23, 2016, 05:40:07 PM »

General discussion / The GaaBoard Sat Higher News Thread
« on: October 20, 2016, 12:10:35 AM »
Connacht GAA Centre protest reaches 100 days

"It will take as long as it takes", said Sy Ferrous, a lifelong Roscommon fan who wants the GAA centre moved east to Roscommon.

"Lookit, I hate bias in people and I hate bias in the GAA, so why can't they move it to Roscommon?" he said.

It seems a reasonable question, but for Sy and his fellow Rossie - Ross Fann - it has become a crusade. Or rather two crusades. Early in the 100 days the men fell out with each other and no longer speak, but both give different reasons for the rift.

Ross points to the purchase of a GPS Navigator when they were planning to make their way to East Mayo together.

"That Baluba bought a second hand TomTom on eBay, from a feckin' Jackeen. A Jackeen! Sure the bloody thing had never been outside the M50. We spent the first 37 days protesting just outside bloody Enniscrone! It wasn't until I smelt seaweed and then saw the ocean that I knew we weren't in feckin' East Mayowestros, shur Mayo doesn't even touch the ocean" Ross told us.

He explained that a kind man from Pakistan told him how to get to Ballyhaunis and he figured out the rest of the way to Bekan himself.

"I got directions from a man called Younis, that'll tell you how far we were from Mayowestros!"

Sy has a different story. He says that they were both 'still in the same tent pissing out, long after they came to Bekan'. He told us that the real dispute arose due to the trials and tribulations of their beloved Galacticos on the Roscelona team. When it emerged there was a split in the management and that fell along fault lines dividing their two clubs, the die was cast. Sy said Ross immediately wanted out of Sy's tent and moved just up the road, into his own tent.

Sy says he thinks reconciliation is: "further than ever away, as each week Ross moves his tent 5 metres further up the road". "Shur at that rate he'll be back in Roscommon any day" said the Brigid's man.

However, despite their differences, both men are determined to right what they see as an unforgivable wrong. "There is only one place the Connacht GAA centre should be and that is at the home of football" says Sy. "Kiltoom!".

Ross clearly disagreed, as he picked up his tent and moved another five metres away from Sy. "It should be nowhere, next, nigh or near Kiltoom. That lot have effed up Roscelona as it is and the only place for the GAA Centre is in Rossified Ballaghaderreen." said an animated Ross.

The GaaBoard Sat Higher News put it to both men that the most distant point in Roscommon was closer to Bekan, than the furthest points in Sligo, Leitrim, Galway and even Mayo.

"That'll be that f*cking Jackeen TomTom again" said Ross.

Sy didn't say anything. He just just packed up his tent and moved 5 metres up the road.

General discussion / Muppet's craption competition #163
« on: October 11, 2016, 05:42:27 PM »

General discussion / Hurricane Matthew
« on: October 07, 2016, 09:51:26 PM »

Looks like it could be a bad one. Amazingly it could loop around and hit Florida a second time next week!

Anyone within an asses roar, stay safe!

And why?

General discussion / muppet's craption competition #161
« on: September 16, 2016, 03:09:54 PM »

GAA Discussion / muppet's craption competition #160
« on: September 08, 2016, 02:59:59 PM »

General discussion / Is France correct to ban the Burkini?
« on: August 26, 2016, 12:55:35 PM »
I am not sure I get the French logic on this one. Nude beaches are ok, but a silly looking full length swimsuit isn't? I've seen people wearing things on beaches that caused the waves to reverse course, but that was usually too much body wearing too little cloth.

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