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Like heganboy the thought of anything happening to my kids scares the shit out of me.
I once had to leave the pub to go home and kill a moth.

I had the leg in a cast for 3-4 months, was another couple of monts before I could walk properly. That was the end of my football career. Till about 6 months ago anyway.

I always shudder when I hear about people dislocating their knee.  That would be unbelievably sore.
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It is, done mine almost 20 years ago. I can still remember the feeling of bone rubbing against bone.

When someone farts
"speak to me o toothless one...your breath is rotten!"

Desperate defending by Kelly, the hook beckons

Had a look at the soccer ones alright, I'm looking for questions on all sports, GAA. soccer, rugby, golf, horse racing, elephant polo, etc.

I'm running a sports quiz later this week & I could probably do with a few more questions/ideas. Anybody got any good sports trivia they wish to share? The quirkier the better!
I'll post the quiz up on Friday. 

Album 12"
CD 4"

Eair play to you ghd. I will get a run up to the Oaks early next week.

You can add me to the list.

We got a nice easy draw in the 1st round. Cross!

NILGOSC. Chances are its some **** that knows me taking the piss. Never had this problem before. I'll have to get on the phone to them!

I live in a little place called Derrynoose. I recently got a statement from my pension company addressed Londonderrynoose!
Shower of c***ts.

Like Heganboy my birthday is on NYE. I haven't been out on NYE night for about 10 years now. I prefer to have a couple of pints early in the evening & then watch Jools Holland. I have a charity match to play on New Year's Day so I'll probably have a few scoops after that.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7783608.stm
Crackers.