Things that make you go What the F**k?

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armaghniac

Quote from: Tony Baloney on July 31, 2019, 10:43:54 PM
Plumes of midges on the M1 at Lurgan this evening. Windscreen  is the scene of a massacre.

Faced with living in Lurgan they probably committed Hari Kiri.
If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

illdecide

Quote from: Tony Baloney on July 31, 2019, 10:43:54 PM
Plumes of midges on the M1 at Lurgan this evening. Windscreen  is the scene of a massacre.

Lough Neagh fly's...we bastids, ya wanna try cycling into them...brutal
I can swim a little but i can't fly an inch

Tony Baloney

Quote from: illdecide on July 31, 2019, 11:48:02 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on July 31, 2019, 10:43:54 PM
Plumes of midges on the M1 at Lurgan this evening. Windscreen  is the scene of a massacre.

Lough Neagh fly's...we bastids, ya wanna try cycling into them...brutal
Have never seen that before. At first I thought it was smoke ahead from a lorry and then there was just cloud after cloud of them. I've seen the wee cnuts years ago at Oxford Island but yes driving into definitely preferable to cycling  :-\

omaghjoe

Heard the loughshore wans on about this cloud ahead and then the next thing your windscreen's all green. They're fairly adamant they aren't midges tho some other sorta fly they reckon.

Orior

Must have been a great night for the birds that feed on them.
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

DrinkingHarp

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Dire Ear


Milltown Row2

Quote from: Dire Ear on August 03, 2019, 01:51:36 PM
https://www.itv.com/news/utv/2019-08-03/people-hit-by-car-outside-west-belfast-cemetery/
Another one in Drogheda-Dundalk last week?
No connection obviously but strange events

Seen footage of it, just s dirt bag who's ploughed into people! These people continue to death race and the courts still allow them out!
None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an after thought. Ea

seafoid

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/08/05/tate-modern-teenager-arrested-throwing-french-boy-10th-floor/

A teenager who has been charged of throwing a six-year-old French boy from the viewing platform at Tate Modern may have spent up to two hours selecting his victim, Scotland Yard has said.

The 17-year-old, who has been charged on suspicion of attempted murder, is thought to have been hanging around the gallery acting suspiciously from around midday on Sunday.

At some point he ascended to the 10th floor viewing level and just after 2.30pm allegedly grabbed a six-year-old boy, who was with his mother, and hurled him over the balcony.

The youngster, a French national, who was visiting London with his family, remained in a critical but stable condition in hospital.

The boy fell five storeys, around 100ft, before landing on a fifth floor roof of the gallery.

Witnesses described hearing a loud bang before seeing a woman screaming: "Where's my son, where's my son?."

The little boy was airlifted to hospital, where it was initially feared that he might not survive.
"f**k it, just score"- Donaghy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxG2WwVRjU

armaghniac

Spanish guy decides to make video of himself throwing fridge over cliff, with an anti recycling message. He doesn't bother concealing the reg number on his van.

https://www.newstalk.com/news/man-fridge-spain-cliff-890892
If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

AZOffaly

Quote from: armaghniac on August 07, 2019, 12:53:23 PM
Spanish guy decides to make video of himself throwing fridge over cliff, with an anti recycling message. He doesn't bother concealing the reg number on his van.

https://www.newstalk.com/news/man-fridge-spain-cliff-890892

I love that they made him drag it back up. That's proper order.

Tony Baloney

Quote from: AZOffaly on August 07, 2019, 02:13:16 PM
Quote from: armaghniac on August 07, 2019, 12:53:23 PM
Spanish guy decides to make video of himself throwing fridge over cliff, with an anti recycling message. He doesn't bother concealing the reg number on his van.

https://www.newstalk.com/news/man-fridge-spain-cliff-890892

I love that they made him drag it back up. That's proper order.
Certainly make others think twice about dumping their crap in the countryside.

Hereiam

Guy called Richard Harron on Radio 6 counties this morning being interviewed about this story of the culling of milk cows in a no deal brexit outcome and he used the phase "ni&&er in a woodpile"
They weren't long cutting away for the interview. Google'd this guy who is supposed to be an agricultural journalist and can find nothing on him.

Dire Ear

Quote from: Hereiam on August 08, 2019, 10:02:36 AM
Guy called Richard Harron on Radio 6 counties this morning being interviewed about this story of the culling of milk cows in a no deal brexit outcome and he used the phase "ni&&er in a woodpile"
They weren't long cutting away for the interview. Google'd this guy who is supposed to be an agricultural journalist and can find nothing on him.
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Listened to that for 5 mins,  and was convinced yer man was probably a very staunch DUP supporter and couldn't condemn them

Hereiam