Tiger Woods has a cut on his face

[Minder]

I was hoping this was bollix, apparently not.

At least he isnt out there denying it in the face of insur

mountable odds.

300 text messages and the skank even kept a voice mail from him, I hope him and the wife can sort things out but it will obviously be rough going for them.

31 months? is he feckin mad in the head?

He was going with her 31 months??? That's nearly 3 years! How any man can be arsed trying to keep two women happy (especially when one looks like a man) is beyond me.  Maybe I'm just lazy.

The one for 31 months is a different one to the one that "looks like a man"

[heganboy]

this one is the 31 month one:

[pintsofguinness]

I was hoping this was bollix, apparently not.

At least he isnt out there denying it in the face of insur

mountable odds.

300 text messages and the skank even kept a voice mail from him, I hope him and the wife can sort things out but it will obviously be rough going for them.

31 months? is he feckin mad in the head?

He was going with her 31 months??? That's nearly 3 years! How any man can be arsed trying to keep two women happy (especially when one looks like a man) is beyond me.  Maybe I'm just lazy.

The one for 31 months is a different one to the one that "looks like a man"

Oh right! This voicemail one is a different one? That's a wife and two on the side he was trying to keep happy, jeeze. 
How long is he suppose to be going with the manly looking one?

Poor oul Tiger, it's all falling apart.

[orangeman]

If he left that voicemail he has some balls on him.

Anyone got a link ?

[pintsofguinness]

this one is the 31 month one:

She's alright

[ballinaman]

If he left that voicemail he has some balls on him.

Anyone got a link ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMVNG1H8XM0

[Archie Mitchell]

Better picture of her here

[The Real Laoislad]

Neither of them are a patch on Elin IMHO

[Tony Baloney]

Neither of them are a patch on Elin IMHO

Aye but neither of them are his wife. That's the point. Even the wife of a highly paid sportsman probably doesn't put up the goods like she did before they got married and had children. A young, successful, world famous fella like Tiger won't find it hard to get the goods elsewhere should the notion take him. And it obviously did.

[Chrisowc]

If he left that voicemail he has some balls on him.

Sure he gets them for free.

[gerry]

[fearbrags]

Quote from pints
  ''He was going with her 31 months??? That's nearly 3 years! How any man can be arsed trying to keep two women happy (especially when one looks like a man) is beyond me.  Maybe I'm just lazy.'''

Loooks  like  a  man ? Which one ?

[dodo]

Quote from pints
  ''He was going with her 31 months??? That's nearly 3 years! How any man can be arsed trying to keep two women happy (especially when one looks like a man) is beyond me.  Maybe I'm just lazy.'''

Loooks  like  a  man ? Which one ?

The one with the shlong

[Bensars]

Neither of them are a patch on Elin IMHO

100% agree

[ludermor]

Reporter 'When did you find out she was a man'
Tiger 'when i was sucking her c**k'