The Official Thread of Chelsea FC

Started by Norf Tyrone, January 23, 2007, 11:16:58 PM

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laoislad

When you think you're fucked you're only about 40% fucked.

Norf Tyrone

People should be ashamed of themselves. Fernando tries to follow the Christian lead and goes off goals for lent. But no. People couldn't stand and admire him. Instead they ridiculed him. They abused him. Eventually the boy cracked and gave into temptation and lashed the ball past Robert Green. Do not be ashamed Fernando. Be proud.
Owen Roe O'Neills GAC, Leckpatrick, Tyrone

Norf Tyrone

Quote from: new devil on April 23, 2011, 07:17:34 PM
:D :D Chelsea fans stealing Liverpool's Torres song..Classless plastic flag waving w**kers

Ever hear of irony?

Sure didn't United fans wreck the away end at Anfield and Liverpool fans copy them and wreck the away end at OT. Happens all the time.

Sober up and wash your mouth out.
Owen Roe O'Neills GAC, Leckpatrick, Tyrone

laoislad

Quote from: Norf Tyrone on April 23, 2011, 09:39:12 PM
People should be ashamed of themselves. Fernando tries to follow the Christian lead and goes off goals for lent. But no. People couldn't stand and admire him. Instead they ridiculed him. They abused him. Eventually the boy cracked and gave into temptation and lashed the ball past Robert Green. Do not be ashamed Fernando. Be proud.


Someone should have told Fernando Lent started on the 9th of March this year not February 6th...
When you think you're fucked you're only about 40% fucked.

Tony Baloney

Quote from: laoislad on April 23, 2011, 09:42:48 PM
Quote from: Norf Tyrone on April 23, 2011, 09:39:12 PM
People should be ashamed of themselves. Fernando tries to follow the Christian lead and goes off goals for lent. But no. People couldn't stand and admire him. Instead they ridiculed him. They abused him. Eventually the boy cracked and gave into temptation and lashed the ball past Robert Green. Do not be ashamed Fernando. Be proud.


Someone should have told Fernando Lent started on the 9th of March this year not February 6th...
:D

Norf Tyrone

Quote from: laoislad on April 23, 2011, 09:42:48 PM
Quote from: Norf Tyrone on April 23, 2011, 09:39:12 PM
People should be ashamed of themselves. Fernando tries to follow the Christian lead and goes off goals for lent. But no. People couldn't stand and admire him. Instead they ridiculed him. They abused him. Eventually the boy cracked and gave into temptation and lashed the ball past Robert Green. Do not be ashamed Fernando. Be proud.


Someone should have told Fernando Lent started on the 9th of March this year not February 6th...

There you go again. Ridiculing the man for his Christiam virtues. You don't see me slagging Gerard off for his Christian denounciation of Premier League medals?
Owen Roe O'Neills GAC, Leckpatrick, Tyrone

gallsman

Quote from: laoislad on April 23, 2011, 09:42:48 PM
Quote from: Norf Tyrone on April 23, 2011, 09:39:12 PM
People should be ashamed of themselves. Fernando tries to follow the Christian lead and goes off goals for lent. But no. People couldn't stand and admire him. Instead they ridiculed him. They abused him. Eventually the boy cracked and gave into temptation and lashed the ball past Robert Green. Do not be ashamed Fernando. Be proud.


Someone should have told Fernando Lent started on the 9th of March this year not February 6th...

Or Janurary 2010 for that matter.

ONeill

Chelsea really do have a chance. A couple of weeks ago it was Arsenal hoping Chelsea could do them a favour. Now, it's the other way about. If Arsenal somehow manage to overturn Utd next weekend, the Blues will head to OT in some form (and a free-scoring Torres!)
I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

Norf Tyrone

Quote from: ONeill on April 23, 2011, 11:35:08 PM
Chelsea really do have a chance. A couple of weeks ago it was Arsenal hoping Chelsea could do them a favour. Now, it's the other way about. If Arsenal somehow manage to overturn Utd next weekend, the Blues will head to OT in some form (and a free-scoring Torres!)

Even if it did go that far, and I'd be very surprised, Chelsea have a trip to Goodison on the last night. United host Blackpool. Goal difference central for the Mancs!
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brokencrossbar1

As much as it pains me to say it I hope the plastics win the EPL and give Grumpy his medal. It will be hard but by scoring today he definitely looked a different player. The Gooners don't have the cahones, Chelski do but may be too little too late.

Tony Baloney

Quote from: ONeill on April 23, 2011, 11:35:08 PM
Chelsea really do have a chance. A couple of weeks ago it was Arsenal hoping Chelsea could do them a favour. Now, it's the other way about. If Arsenal somehow manage to overturn Utd next weekend, the Blues will head to OT in some form (and a free-scoring Torres!)
Arsenal might have a chance of nailing United now that they have all but blown their chances. Was reading earlier that United's lead is the biggest in over 5 seasons at this time of year so it's all but over.

ONeill

On the other hand, Utd draw or beat Arsenal and it's curtains.

Experts say Arsenal should have won the league this year - had Chelsea not suffered that dip they would be runaway winners.

I suppose that speaks volumes for Fergie.
I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

Norf Tyrone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTQE2-D3BRE

Maybe it's just me, but I found this v funny. David Luiz cannot speak a word of English but takes the piss out of Torres and Lampard in silent style!
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Blowitupref

Quote from: ONeill on April 23, 2011, 11:50:45 PM
On the other hand, Utd draw or beat Arsenal and it's curtains.

Experts say Arsenal should have won the league this year - had Chelsea not suffered that dip they would be runaway winners.

I suppose that speaks volumes for Fergie.

Which Experts? & nearly every team has dips in form the only one that i remember that didn't was Chelsea in 04/05
Is the ref going to finally blow his whistle?... No, he's going to blow his nose

ONeill

Chelsea's dip was unusually prolonged for reigning champions.

Experts: Dr. Hussein Kamal Badawi, Head, Marine and Fisheries Institute
Dr. M. Amin Ibrahim, Head, Fisheries Department
Dr. Khamis Abdel Hamid Hussein, Head, Fish Seeds Lab.
Dr. Ahmed Fawzi Alquarashili, Head, Fisheries Economy Lab.
Dr. Abdou Abdallah Alwayes, Head, Nets and Fishing Methods Lab.
I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.