Christmas

[Olly]

Is it a pile of shite or what? When I was young I would be excited but now children know their orders. I dont have children but id imagine theyre clean wankers now.

[Olly]

It all changed when East 17 sang Stay Another Day and looked angry.

[Olly]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgc5uEnC3yQ

[Orior]

Advent calendars are not just for Christmas.

[seafoid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgc5uEnC3yQ

Poor Kirsty Mc Coll.

[Hereiam]

Christmas work dinner was last night. I didn't bother going. I'm turnin into a bigger Scrouge with each passin year

[BennyCake]

Childer get iPhones, Playstations and TVs during the year anyway. How does anyone top that at christmas?

A bloody swiz it is. People complain that they stock the shelves with christmas stuff in September yet they're the same dicks who are buying stuff in september! Bah-humbug!

[seafoid]

I am getting loads of emails for sales at the moment.
I thought they were for after Christmas

[muppet]

To be fair, ye can drink more than usual and be described as "merry" rather than "dipso cnut" like every other week.

Is last Christmas over!

Since when?

[muppet]

Its the Christmas music I like the most  : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrVzhXOANSk

[No wides]

Is it a pile of shite or what? When I was young I would be excited but now children know their orders. I dont have children but id imagine theyre clean w**kers now.

Maybe if you cut down on the w**king yourself you might have a chance of having children.  Do you wear pants on your head when you post as Olly.

[muppet]

Is it a pile of shite or what? When I was young I would be excited but now children know their orders. I dont have children but id imagine theyre clean w**kers now.

Maybe if you cut down on the w**king yourself you might have a chance of having children.  Do you wear pants on your head when you post as Olly.

Oh kneel, take a bow. 

[seafoid]

Christmas is magical with kids. Can be hard with in laws.
And it is sad when people are no longer around. Turkey is awful shite. I don't know why people cook it.

[armaghniac]

I don't know why people cook it.

It is even worse uncooked.

[laoislad]

I don't know why people cook it.

It is even worse uncooked.

I dunno. I'd say an uncooked turkey would still taste better than my mother in laws turkey dinner.