Brad Pitt and Jolie

[Olly]

What have we learned from this?

[muppet]

What have we learned from this?

Jedward are f*cked.

[T Fearon]

Mayo have failed to win five All Ireland Finals since they got together?

[BennyCake]

What have we learned from this?

That they're two wingnuts?

[orangeman]

Beauty is only skin deep.

The whole thing isn't wise.

[johnneycool]

[seafoid]

good old Indo
http://www.independent.ie/style/voices/caitlin-mcbride-theres-a-reason-brad-pitt-and-angelina-jolies-divorce-feels-so-personal-35064832.html

[lurganblue]

Roddy Doyle summed it up quite nicely on facebook

[stew]

Roddy Doyle summed it up quite nicely on facebook

Absolutely brilliant summation of the situation from an Irish perspective, near wet myself laughing.

The Gene Wider piece was tremendous as well.

[seafoid]

Roddy Doyle summed it up quite nicely on facebook

Roddy Doyle
20 septembre, 12:33 ·
-See Angelina and Brad have broken up.
-I couldn't give a shite.
-Ten years together, they were.
-I couldn't give a f**k.
-She wasn't happy with his parentin' style.
-I don't fuckin' care.
-Wha' does tha' mean - parentin' style?
-Don't know. His aftershave or his shirts or somethin'.
-I think there might be more to it than tha'. The whole package, I'd say.
-I'll tell yeh one thing, and it's the only thing I'll say on the matter. My missis has never complained abou' my parentin' style.
-Same here.
-Everythin' else, she's slaughtered me. But not tha'. Which makes me think.
-Wha'?
-She just doesn't like him. She's copped on - that's all. Brad's only a ****, like the rest of us. He's human, like.
-So she might as well have married one of us.
-There yeh go. It's the good thing about gettin' old. See - the older he gets, the more he looks like us. The older we get -
-We look like Brad.
-Exactly. We all end up lookin' like Brad.
-Except Brad. What'll they do with the kids?
-Don't know.
-They've fuckin' hundreds of them.
-They could give some o' them to Madonna, I suppose.

[Itchy]

I think it's sad when a family splits up like this. Doesn't matter how rich or famous they are or are not.

[ONeill]

Nonsense. It's far more important if they're famous.

[muppet]

Nonsense. It's far more important if they're famous.

Yes! Especially when they have been to Ireland 1.5 times. Sure they are practically family.

[mouview]

Surprised it's lasted as long. She ain't the most stable by all evidence, and Pott is such a dopehead, he's probably wasted most of the time and no kind of example to the kids. It's what happens when two dysfunctional words collide.

[johnneycool]

10 years in Hollywood is almost like a golden anniversary.

Well done Brad and Angelina