You know what really grinds my gears?

[Family guy]

Will did your magic work on them???

Did you make them disappear??? lol only joking by the way

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

There's two women I have a notion on.

I was out tonight with my mates that I knew from school. Catching up and all that.

One of the girls I had a notion on came in and sat beside me. Later on, the other girl I have a notion on came in and sat on the other side of me.

I was kind of at lost what to do, who to talk to and who to work my magic on.

My mates were laughing though, they saw me sweating.

Fckn hate that, especialy if you are going through a dry patch and don't think you have much chance with either of them. Then they go and both start chatting you up and you have to play friendly to keep your options open but do nothing in case you choose one and she was only having the craic and the other one is being serious, so ya balls it up and firmly confirm friends status with both.

That's a bastard of a situation Ziggy.

[ziggysego]

I didn't matters much anyway. I always thought one of the girls was in her early 30s and when I said.... wasn't good. She's only 25. As for the other one, took her for a piggy back ride around the town on my wheelchair.

[pintsofguinness]

These stupid insurances shops offer you on stuff - bought a pair of head phones in hmv for £15 there and they wanted to know did I want to insure them for 3 years at a cost of a fiver 
Must be a good money making scheme.

[maggie]

The screen on my digital camera smashing.
You can still take pics-but have no idea what they look like. Only got it last July. 

[ziggysego]

The screen on my digital camera smashing.
You can still take pics-but have no idea what they look like. Only got it last July. 

Did you take the 3 years insurance option for an extra fiver?

[Tony Baloney]

The screen on my digital camera smashing.
You can still take pics-but have no idea what they look like. Only got it last July. 

I bet it still has a viewfinder you can look through. Cameras weren't invented 10 years ago.

[ziggysego]

Avoided all updates and result for the Monaghan v Tyrone game. 5 minutes into the deferred coverage on TG4, someone texted me. The bastard! 

[Minder]

Avoided all updates and result for the Monaghan v Tyrone game. 5 minutes into the deferred coverage on TG4, someone texted me. The b**tard! 

Putting your phone away and not reading messages for an hour or two would have helped !

[full back]

Flicked over to Cool FM this morning (  ) to hear the news & that daft bint Kirtsy said something along the lines that 'James Bulger will need a new identity after all the press attention he has recieved.

FFS, what a c0ck up to make.

I still hate that cnut Snodden as well

[Gaoth Dobhair Abu]

Flicked over to Cool FM this morning (  ) to hear the news & that daft bint Kirtsy said something along the lines that 'James Bulger will need a new identity after all the press attention he has recieved.

FFS, what a c0ck up to make.

I still hate that cnut Snodden as well

Can't have him at all, she's just daft.

[J OGorman]

The screen on my digital camera smashing.
You can still take pics-but have no idea what they look like. Only got it last July. 

Did you take the 3 years insurance option for an extra fiver?

are not all electronic purchases over £15 not automatically covered for a year? consumer rights and all

[maggie]

Both the cash machines in town being out of service so then had to get cash back. But had to spend a tenner in the shop first to get cash back. A tenner of crap that i didnt even need.

[pintsofguinness]

Having it in your head you need the 11th off work - go in today and book off Wednesday and only just realising it's Thursday that's the 11th! FFS!

[Tony Baloney]

The public sector. c***ts are striking again.

Interesting article revealing what we all know...

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article7052482.ece