You know what really grinds my gears?

[pintsofguinness]

Someone ringing ya at an unGodly hour on your only day off of the week, waking ya up, only to be a wrong number.. then just as ya fall asleep again the same fecker rings ya back insistent that theres no possible way they could have taken the number down wrong and that, of course, you have to be lying to them that its the wrong number 

Ohs and then when ya ask em who they are looking for they say "Charlie Swanager" that ya are so convinced they are ripping the piss and pranking ya that it annoys ya more 

That's nothing, few years baco I'd this boy ringing my mobile regularly absolutely insisting I was someone else and he'd spoke to me before on that number and my number was in his phone and he couldn't have got it wrong etc.  He was an ignorant **** too.  I tried to remain pleasant each time but then he called again when I was on my game home from a game in croker that Armagh had lost (may have been 03 final or 04 quarter final) and he got fucked from a height.  He never called back.

[Square Ball]

f**kers who use an umberdoodle that is way too big and its even worse when two of them are walking together, its dangerous.

Terry Henry
Julian Simmons
Burnt toast

[Rois]

Julian Simmons

Did you see Julian tonight before the first episode of Corrie started?  The tape didn't start quick enough and he was left with the stupid look on his face, till he realised, turned to the people in the studio with the dirtiest look, then turned back with the same look on him.  Priceless.  I don't know how he's the highest paid (pro rata) presenter in UTV.  I am honestly mystified.

[Square Ball]

Julian Simmons

Did you see Julian tonight before the first episode of Corrie started?  The tape didn't start quick enough and he was left with the stupid look on his face, till he realised, turned to the people in the studio with the dirtiest look, then turned back with the same look on him.  Priceless.  I don't know how he's the highest paid (pro rata) presenter in UTV.  I am honestly mystified.

what, you having a laf? he should be on minimum wage

[WhoAreYaWhoAreYa!]

People walking past me with their umbrellas up and poking me in the eye!

[AFS]

Children in need on the TV. Good cause and all, but f**king awful TV. I'd donate more if it meant Nolan, Eoghan Quigg, and that bell end from the apprentice were kept off the telly for the night.

[Tony Baloney]

Children in need on the TV. Good cause and all, but f**king awful TV. I'd donate more if it meant Nolan, Eoghan Quigg, and that bell end from the apprentice were kept off the telly for the night.

If I ever subject myself to Children In Need I watch BBC London thru Sky. The NI edition is f**king purgatory.

[Square Ball]

agree TB, who are what are N'Dubs? jez they must be related to Bill and Ben

[tyrone girl]

Having the guilts after a nights drinking 

[Tony Baloney]

Having the guilts after a nights drinking 

Get your ankles warmed by someone you shouldn't have?

[tyrone girl]

Coldsores 

[theskull1]

Herpes after Sat night?

[tyrone girl]

Unless i got them in my sleep on sat nite as never moved from my bed 

[Caid]

Having the guilts after a nights drinking

+

Coldsores

=

Herpes after Sat night?

[tyrone girl]

As already said i never moved from bed on sat nite