You know what really grinds my gears?

[Puckoon]

The world is shagged. Previous generations endured holocausts, trench warfare, genocide and poverty. Nuclear war, climatic disaster and economic collapse now threaten civilisation, but the remote control generation complains if it has to get off its arse to cross the room to entertain itself.

Hardy you're just upset that during those times, meath football was great.

Now meath football is shagged.

[pintsofguinness]

The world is shagged. Previous generations endured holocausts, trench warfare, genocide and poverty. Nuclear war, climatic disaster and economic collapse now threaten civilisation, but the remote control generation complains if it has to get off its arse to cross the room to entertain itself.

Look I've suffered too! When we were young at home our tv had to be turned on about 15 minutes before you wanted to watch something to get it going in time!

[tyssam5]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8358000.stm

It was great of Shane Harrison to try to translate that confusing Leprechaun language for us in this neighbourly World Cup article, but he'd really want to try getting the English part right.

Dail (Irish parliamnet),

[Caid]

Cheap toilet roll in the office.  I know there's a recession but jaysus the arse is cut of me

[pintsofguinness]

Cheap toilet roll in the office.  I know there's a recession but jaysus the arse is cut of me

Someone I work with keeps using letters and leaflets as toilet roll and stuffing the toilet 

[ziggysego]

Put on a shirt I haven't worn in 6 months. Buttons are under a lot of strain 

[pintsofguinness]

Put on a shirt I haven't worn in 6 months. Buttons are under a lot of strain 

It's usually that way for me but  I put on a pair of jeans today I havent worn in about two months and they won't stay up 

[Tony Baloney]

Put on a shirt I haven't worn in 6 months. Buttons are under a lot of strain 

It's usually that way for me but  I put on a pair of jeans today I havent worn in about two months and they won't stay up 

It's all the riding.

[pintsofguinness]

Put on a shirt I haven't worn in 6 months. Buttons are under a lot of strain 

It's usually that way for me but  I put on a pair of jeans today I havent worn in about two months and they won't stay up 

It's all the riding.

yeah and I'm doing a lot of cycling as well

[Puckoon]

Cheap toilet roll in the office.  I know there's a recession but jaysus the arse is cut of me

Someone I work with keeps using letters and leaflets as toilet roll and stuffing the toilet 

what kind of masochistic lunatics are you working with?!?!

[pintsofguinness]

Cheap toilet roll in the office.  I know there's a recession but jaysus the arse is cut of me

Someone I work with keeps using letters and leaflets as toilet roll and stuffing the toilet 

what kind of masochistic lunatics are you working with?!?!

I know, it can't be good on the arse.

[pintsofguinness]

When you wish faith would just hurry up and give c***ts their comeuppance.

[stiffler]

When you wish faith would just hurry up and give c***ts their comeuppance.

Who's faith?

[The Real Laoislad]

Cheap toilet roll in the office.  I know there's a recession but jaysus the arse is cut of me

Someone I work with keeps using letters and leaflets as toilet roll and stuffing the toilet 

Try using the fiber glass insulation they put in attics   

[maggie]

squeaky wipers