You know what really grinds my gears?

[Hardy]

No - I still think the sound of kids playing is nicer.

I didnt pass any remarks of what you said because I can only assume you're just getting in from another night in a club to say something like that.   

Who said I was in yet?

[Hardy]

There's no more beautiful sound in the world than little children at play. Even little Jackeens.

And I thought Jacko was dead

I'm sorry. You'll have to explain that one to me.

[Niall Quinn]

There's no more beautiful sound in the world than little children at play. Even little Jackeens.

Steffi Graf saying 'it was always you Niall' would be a more beautiful sound than little Jackeens knocking around.

[WhoAreYaWhoAreYa!]

Sunday World headlines

[The Wedger]

Shops assistant shouting out "Next please!" even though you are clearly putting your items onto the counter after the last customer has moved on.

[pintsofguinness]

The cheese running down the side of toastie maker. 

[Capt Pat]

It may already have been done in 392 pages of replies from the grumpy old men who post on here. People who do their big shopping in newsagents/spar/centra etc. They go around the shop with a basket and pick up 50 small items and you go in to get a paper or a bottle of water and have to wait behind the big queue that has built up while the one cashier who is their serves them

[vav]

socks that fall down inside your shoe as you walk

[muppet]

socks that fall down inside your shoe as you walk

Try suspenders.

[full back]

When you get to the last bit of the cheese while grating it

[DennistheMenace]

All the cricket on SSN.

[johnneycool]

All the cricket on SSN.

They even talk about the ashes on 2FM FFS

[Never beat the deeler]

Having to work on a Saturday.. And starting at 3am!

[rolloutking]

People trying too hard to be funny
The constant roadworks on the M1. What the f**k like

[ziggysego]

Got pills for the bad back and now all I want to do is sleep. Can't focus at work and I've a shed load to do!!