You know what really grinds my gears?

[High Wide and Handsome]

GOING INTO WORK THIS MORNING VERY HUNGRY. MAKING MYSELF BACON AND SODA AND THEN RELASING THERE IS NO BROWN SAUCE!!!

THIS DAY IS DEAD TO ME!!




ps how gud is brown sauce?

[fitzroyalty]

When your in the overtaking lane, passing a long vehicle, and some cnut,  (usually in a BMW) comes right up your hole for the whole manouvre. You move back in and immediately he speeds on past.

Impatient f*ck 

[supersub]

I agree, complete intolerant wankstains to be perfectly honest, that really annoys me too. So what Im over taking something u big f**king twat stop driving up my arse you're causing a hazard u f**king creep!

[ludermor]

Useless IT support.
Yes i have tried switching it off and on again, have you anything else to add???

[fitzroyalty]

Useless IT support.
Yes i have tried switching it off and on again, have you anything else to add???

CTRL + ALT + DEL!

[ludermor]

Thats option 2!!

[supersub]

Useless IT support.
Yes i have tried switching it off and on again, have you anything else to add???

CTRL + ALT + DEL!

take the leads out and put them back in again   

[vav]

Waking up and finding your arms & hands are covered in blotchy fake tan & having no idea how it got there

[ziggysego]

Waking up and finding your arms & hands are covered in blotchy fake tan & having no idea how it got there

Were you wearing it the day before, or did you forget to take it off you when you got yourself dolled up for the weekend and it got all over the bedsheets?

[vav]

Waking up and finding your arms & hands are covered in blotchy fake tan & having no idea how it got there

Were you wearing it the day before, or did you forget to take it off you when you got yourself dolled up for the weekend and it got all over the bedsheets?

That would be a No to both questions... Its a feckin mystery 

[ziggysego]

Waking up and finding your arms & hands are covered in blotchy fake tan & having no idea how it got there

Were you wearing it the day before, or did you forget to take it off you when you got yourself dolled up for the weekend and it got all over the bedsheets?

That would be a No to both questions... Its a feckin mystery 

*scratches head* I haven't a clue vav.

[The Real Laoislad]

The bloody kids next door roaring and shouting on their trampoline and blow up castle 

[ziggysego]

The bloody kids next door roaring and shouting on their trampoline and blow up castle 

[fitzroyalty]

Waking up and finding your arms & hands are covered in blotchy fake tan & having no idea how it got there

good boy! obv got a bit o tom foolery 

[tyrone girl]

Waking up and finding your arms & hands are covered in blotchy fake tan & having no idea how it got there

good boy! obv got a bit o tom foolery 

good boy