You know what really grinds my gears?

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ziggysego

#4425
March 31, 2009, 08:42:40 PM
5 year old children.

One wee child asked me today if I knew God made everyone different. I said I did and the wee f**ker replied "Why did he make you a freak then?"

f**ker
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Puckoon

#4426
March 31, 2009, 08:44:28 PM
That kid must have seen you after a feed of raw onions and apple. THAT is most definitely freakish!

ziggysego

#4427
March 31, 2009, 08:45:09 PM
Actually... I did have a feed of raw onions
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Hardy

#4428
March 31, 2009, 08:48:16 PM
The word "sibling".

Puckoon

#4429
March 31, 2009, 08:52:22 PM
Arent those what you take out of the chicken before you roast it hardy?

pintsofguinness

#4430
March 31, 2009, 08:52:49 PM
People who introduce themselves as "Mr Smith", "Mrs Smith", "Mr Jones" etc etc
Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

Hardy

#4431
March 31, 2009, 08:56:23 PM
Quote from: Puckoon on March 31, 2009, 08:52:22 PM
Arent those what you take out of the chicken before you roast it hardy?
:D
It sounds to me like airheads on the TV talking about the latest celebrity's hairdo or something.

Family guy

#4432
March 31, 2009, 09:01:05 PM
People putting the wrong dvd in the wrong dvd case!!!!!!!!!!!

Puckoon

#4433
March 31, 2009, 09:01:22 PM
Quote from: Family guy on March 31, 2009, 09:01:05 PM
People putting the wrong dvd in the wrong dvd case!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh thats a good one.

Yes I Would

#4434
March 31, 2009, 10:41:52 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on March 31, 2009, 08:52:49 PM
People who introduce themselves as "Mr Smith", "Mrs Smith", "Mr Jones" etc etc


So true.. I usually ask them what did their mother call them!!! 

leenie

#4435
April 01, 2009, 12:42:31 AM
april fools day....

fall for it every year......
I'm trying to decide on a really meaningful message..

the green man

#4436
April 01, 2009, 11:29:59 AM
People discussing a match and using the word 'gametime'

Gaoth Dobhair Abu

#4437
April 01, 2009, 11:52:03 AM
Step up to the plate............... >:(
Tbc....

Fear ón Srath Bán

#4438
April 05, 2009, 12:09:59 AM
Doesn't happen too often, but by jaysus when it does...

Drivers who don't know that the only time you can enter a junction box without having a clear exit is when you're turning right! Arrrrrghhhh!
Carlsberg don't do Gombeenocracies, but by jaysus if they did...

Main Street

#4439
April 05, 2009, 08:32:15 PM
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