You know what really grinds my gears?

[full back]

There's people who find something wrong with everything!
Complain complain complain!

The irony 

[Owenmoresider]

Listening to RTÉ Radio 1 in the office. Granted the morning isn't too bad (surprised by Kenny tbh, had never heard it before), but come the afternoon, Liveline and then Mooney. Torture.

RTÉ's new way of listing the sports results, probably couldn't be arsed reading them out any more, so why don't you try to keep one eye on the action and the other on the results. Stupid idea.

[Puckoon]

Finally getting the baby down for the first time in 8 hours, only to have the bleeding train saunter by with the horn at full tilt!

[The Real Laoislad]

Having a dose of the shits 

[pintsofguinness]

Finally getting the baby down for the first time in 8 hours, only to have the bleeding train saunter by with the horn at full tilt!

What are you on about, that's your job.

[Puckoon]

Finally getting the baby down for the first time in 8 hours, only to have the bleeding train saunter by with the horn at full tilt!

What are you on about, that's your job.

And a wonderful job it is - but I dont have to like the train. If people are stupid enough to sleep in the tracks, run over them. Dont go waking up the neighbourhood on account of their dumb asses.

Shes the one needs the sleep - not me.


Youll probably come up with something profound like - Move.

[pintsofguinness]

That reminds me, you should have seen the parking space I got this evening - right at the door of the shop and managed to get in just in front of this sour faced woman.

Brilliant.

[The Real Laoislad]

Having a dose of the shits 

Running out of Toilet paper 

[pintsofguinness]

Having a dose of the shits 

Running out of Toilet paper 

look laoislad quit your complaining - about a year and half a go I had this under cooked out of date chicken for my dinner and the next day I swear to God I didn't leave the toilet seat for 3 hours - couldn't stand up!!!
So when you're that bad, come on for sympathy - until then BE A MAN!

[The Real Laoislad]

Having a dose of the shits 

Running out of Toilet paper 

look laoislad quit your complaining - about a year and half a go I had this under cooked out of date chicken for my dinner and the next day I swear to God I didn't leave the toilet seat for 3 hours - couldn't stand up!!!
So when you're that bad, come on for sympathy - until then BE A MAN!

[ziggysego]

I could stop that story Pint, but I wouldn't want to gross anyone out. Besides, it could end up me getting a 3 day ban.

[Puckoon]

Having a dose of the shits 

Running out of Toilet paper 

look laoislad quit your complaining - about a year and half a go I had this under cooked out of date chicken for my dinner and the next day I swear to God I didn't leave the toilet seat for 3 hours - couldn't stand up!!!
So when you're that bad, come on for sympathy - until then BE A MAN!

thankfully i dont get afflicted too much, but always at the worst time.

1. long haul flights

2 on a date

3. in a meeting

4. miles out on the golf course

5. at the inlaws



when i was single s singlehandedly kept immodium in business

[Red Sky]

Mentioning parking I see Asda are introducing fines.  Some of the comments at the end are brillant.

http://www.theherald.co.uk/news/news/display.var.1957992.0.60_asda_price_for_parking_in_restricted_bay.php

In fairness though I know a larger individual who uses these spaces as they need the extra room to open the door and physically get out of the car, seems like a valid reason.

[Drumanee 1]

bbc football commentators coming out eith this shite "thats what the fa cup is all about"

[Red Sky]

bbc football commentators coming out eith this shite "thats what the fa cup is all about"

I thought it was a meaningless competition, given such huge exposure on the BBC as they have fcuk all else to show ... well they have that past time where men wear tuxedos and spectators aren't allowed to breathe, the most feeble excuse of a "sport" in the world, oh apart from darts.