You know what really grinds my gears?

[Gaffer]

Go Compare adds, they drive me up the walls

Yes.

If a boyo jumped out suddenly in front of me and started to sing that song at the volume he does, he wouldn't be long getting a box on the mouth.

Nonsense, you'd throw yourself on the ground in front of him and look for a free.

LOL . Probably get it too

[Doogie Browser]

Driving along minor roads and meeting pedestrians who play a game of chicken with you and give you dirty looks when they have to move aside!!

[JUst retired]

People who don`t walk straight accross a road.Instead they go at a diagonal route. Altough it gives your more time to hit them.

[ziggysego]

Christmas adverts on the television already.

[EagleLord]

These new hand dryers you see everywhere.

The ones where you put your hands down in them, I asume you all know the ones. Now when ye turn on the tap too hard and splash water all over yourself, or lets face it, have a little splash back from the urinal, you cant dry the front of your trousers anymore, like ye could with the older standard hand dryers. So now it looks like you have pissed yourself. Great.

[maggie]

The food critics on professional masterchef.

3 condescending f**kers. 

[fitzroyalty]

The food critics on professional masterchef.

3 condescending f**kers.

Is there a better job out there? Getting paid to eat. And then complain about it.

[Minder]

When did the term "game changer" enter popular vernacular?

Everything seems to be a "game changer" these days.

[Forever Green]

huns

[Eamonnca1]

Flight attendant speak. Those redundant verbs and redundant elaborations.

"We do ask that you remain seated."
"We do ask that you switch off all personal electronic devices at this time."
"Please remain seated until the aircraft has come to a full and complete stop at the gate." (Is there any other type of stop?)
"Please return your tray tables to the full upright and locked position."

[Niall Quinn]

Flight attendant speak. Those redundant verbs and redundant elaborations.

"We do ask that you remain seated."
"We do ask that you switch off all personal electronic devices at this time."
"Please remain seated until the aircraft has come to a full and complete stop at the gate." (Is there any other type of stop?)
"Please return your tray tables to the full upright and locked position."

Why stop there in identifying redundancies?
"sit"
"devices off"
"I said fuckin sit"
"tables up"

Isn't the GAA Board is a great place to be complaining about 'redundant verbs and redundant elaborations'?

[Onion Bag]

Wankers who walk round with an ear piece in their ear talking on the phone, in the car yes but not in shops an general pulic areas, f**k it really bugs me

[muppet]

w**kers who walk round with an ear piece in their ear talking on the phone, in the car yes but not in shops an general pulic areas, f**k it really bugs me

I do that so people won't think I am mad when I talk to my hallucinations.

[Canalman]

Any TV programme involving the following:

1 A tropical island with 2 "tribes" competing against each other

2 People cooking for others and getting judged on it.

Even worse are the +1 TV channels that double up this crap.

Oh also,  those nights on the astro when you can't score a goal for love nor money.

[4father]

w**kers who walk round with an ear piece in their ear talking on the phone, in the car yes but not in shops an general pulic areas, f**k it really bugs me

Snap!