You know what really grinds my gears?

[Puckoon]

Getting a birdie on a Par 5 then getting a 6 on the next hole which is a short Par 3 

Ah no try this, started a comp last week with first 6 greens in regulation. 3 putted 4 holes, 4 putted 1 and sank a 35 footer in 1. 

Laoislad's is forgiveable - big fella you should be shot for that 4 putt.

[ziggysego]

A wasp being in your car whilst driving!

A bloody wasp landed on my nose yesterday. I was at the Showgrounds Complex in Omagh. I took off racing in the wheelchair along the front of the shops, screaming and waving in a blind panic.

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

"ad nauseum" ad nauseam.

[thebigfella]

Getting a birdie on a Par 5 then getting a 6 on the next hole which is a short Par 3 

Ah no try this, started a comp last week with first 6 greens in regulation. 3 putted 4 holes, 4 putted 1 and sank a 35 footer in 1. 

Laoislad's is forgiveable - big fella you should be shot for that 4 putt.

I should be shot for my putting in general recently which was probably my biggest strength. Serious issues with the putter, Sergio wouldn't have a look in.

[Eamonnca1]

Film trailer clichés:

"One man."

"In a world..."

"This year..."

"A major motion picture event..."

Countdown clichés in the format where the final number is "one", like "Two captains. One destiny."

[ONeill]

Gael Clichy.

[King Kenny]

Laochra Gael

[EagleLord]

Laochra Gael is a great show!

[muppet]

Laochra Gael is a great show!

Never had a Liverpool player on you see.

[ONeill]

Laochra Loch Lao

[Hardy]

Microsoft Word with all the toolbars open

[AZOffaly]

Jaysus man. Update your version of Word. That looks like Word for Windows 3.1

[Puckoon]

Did anyone else try to minimize that window, or just me?

[Hardy]

It's not mine - just something I found in a piece about intelligent simplicity vs. dumb complexity. The same piece also asked how does it make sense to shut down your PC by clicking a button called "Start" and other good stuff.

[AZOffaly]

I clicked 'X'