A History of Ireland in 100 Euphemisms: Add your own.

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seafoid

#46
March 25, 2011, 10:25:28 AM
Ireland is great for euphemisms about drinking and alcoholism and social class. But "the Troubles" beats them all. 

Tubberman

#47
March 25, 2011, 10:35:33 AM
Quote from: seafoid on March 25, 2011, 10:25:28 AM
Ireland is great for euphemisms about drinking and alcoholism and social class. But "the Troubles" beats them all.

He's fond of a drop
He takes a drink alright
The investigation follows an altercation outside a public house
PSTG is a bit of a rogue  ;)
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Olly

#48
March 25, 2011, 11:23:47 AM
One thing I could never figure out was how he kept his shoes on while soiling the sloppy technicolor Buddha.
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Kerry Mike

#49
March 25, 2011, 11:27:48 AM
the garda are treating the death as suspicious
I'd ate the hind leg of a dead donkey
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Banana Man

#50
March 25, 2011, 11:34:08 AM
Quote from: passedit on March 25, 2011, 08:02:35 AM
Quote from: Leo on March 25, 2011, 02:14:39 AM
It'll do rightly...

N-n-n-n-no favours were given (Bertie, Charlie, Burke, Pee Flynn, Lowry et al)

That jersey's a bit tight on ye

he's wintered well
he wasn't bullied at the trough
he must have ate from the middle teat

AbbeySider

#51
March 25, 2011, 11:40:27 AM
<insert terrible insult here>

God forgive me (euphemism)

HiMucker

#52
March 25, 2011, 11:59:51 AM
Quote from: AbbeySider on March 25, 2011, 11:40:27 AM
<insert terrible insult here>

God forgive me (euphemism)
But he has a face on him like a bull dog chewin a wasp
                                               like a pig eatin a lemon
                                               like a bag of hammers
                                               like a melted welly boot
                                               like the back of my ball sack

bcarrier

#53
March 25, 2011, 12:29:21 PM
he is his own best customer


(original euphemism for alcoholic publicans but could apply to 21st century bankers)

BennyHarp

#54
March 25, 2011, 12:33:33 PM
Thon blade's a quare wan.
That was never a square ball!!

HiMucker

#55
March 25, 2011, 12:39:04 PM
Quote from: BennyHarp on March 25, 2011, 12:33:33 PM
Thon blade's a quare wan.
Shes no show pony, but she do for a ride around the living room :D

Donnellys Hollow

#56
March 25, 2011, 12:47:37 PM
She's got a fine pair of prátaí
There's Seán Brady going in, what dya think Seán?

seafoid

#57
March 25, 2011, 12:51:12 PM
You wouldn't throw her out of the bed for eating Taytos.
It's not ideal

Shamrock Shore

#58
March 25, 2011, 02:56:18 PM
I'm not racist but.........

With all due respect.......

The beebil of Sout Kirry.....

ross4life

#59
March 25, 2011, 03:48:20 PM
in fairness we beat the......

Your wan looks a quare yoke with the wee mini.


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