List of things that Tyrone have never done

[Darby]

This list is by no means exhaustive, so if you can think of any more incidents, I urge you to contact me.

1. They did not instigate an era of negative, cynical football.
2. They never eye gouged Colm Cooper in the 2005 final when he was running riot.
3. They did not participate in a particularly infamous league game against Dublin in 2006.
4. Their club Derrytresk's players and supporters did not behave disgustingly in an All-Ireland club semi-final some years ago.
5. Seán Cavanagh never dragged down anyone from Monaghan or elsewhere when he was in on goal with a game in the balance.
6. Because other teams are cynical, however less often than Tyrone, then any cynical behaviour from Tyrone is not of importance. Not that they are cynical, in fact they aren't!
7. Their Under-21's did nothing out of the way to an outraged Tipperary side this year.
8. A Donegal minor crying after a game they won by six points? Don't look at Tyrone, nothing to do with them gov!
9. Their admittedly very good performance against Monaghan was in no way soured by horrible, cynical behaviour thereafter. Tiernan McCann was not even playing, if anyone asks.
10. Their supporters have never, ever condoned cynical, dirty behaviour. That's why they support TYRONE!

[TheGateKeeper]

How incredibly immature!
Grow up son!     

Tir Eoghain abu

[Darby]

How incredibly immature!
Grow up son!     

Tir Eoghain abu

No, I have a moral compass.

[TheGateKeeper]

Judging by your posts its pointing south!

[Darby]

Judging by your posts its pointing south!

By no means.

[Whishtup]

What a flute.

[CD]

not one single original or interesting thought. Complete pointless flute

[Darby]

Why would it need to be original? You still haven't taken in the original point!

[redcard]

Lost today

[Darby]

[Gaffer]

Come on lad. What county are you from?

[Darby]

Come on lad. What county are you from?

Kilkenny! Issue?

[muppet]

Come on lad. What county are you from?

Kilkenny! Issue?

You are a Kilkenny man that loves Liam Hayes and hates Tyrone?

[armaghniac]

Everybody hates Tyrone, including those people in Kilkenny who know anything about them.

[Darby]

Come on lad. What county are you from?

Kilkenny! Issue?

You are a Kilkenny man that loves Liam Hayes and hates Tyrone?

Kilkenny man that loves hurling AND football. Hates Kerry and Tyrone. Issue?