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Even if Sinn Fein does sign up to the PSNI, I still think it will be a while before the numbe of nationalists in the police create a Treaty/Anti-Treaty situation.

How can you be a nationalist of repblican if you join a police force that is inextricably linked to partition.

That said, I'd much prefer that Keady was policed by Keady men instead of Sam, Bill and Robert from Ards, Carrickfergus and Rathcoole.

Re: your avatar

Tell me you didn't meet up with Aine in Sligo during the summer! Did she help soften the defeat by Sligo?

Silence in court!

In the case of ITOB versus Sky Blue, I have reflected on this case and find for the Defendant ITOB.

The subject in the picture is too young too read, does not use the internet and will be unrecognisable when it grows up, and therefore will not suffer unduely. The picture was not taken by ITOB, who simply posted it for the pleasure of GAA Board posters, a roguish lot, but well able to differentiate between obscene material and humour (or valid attempts at humour).

Indeed barrister MagicKingdom added a valid point that Wobblers cartoon is much more offensive yet nobody seems to mind.

I also refer readers to paragraph 4, section5 (1) (b) of Schedule 1 in the GAA Board Act which does not exist.

The Plaintiff Sky Blue shall pay all court costs and do two hours community service, working as a comedian in a strip club of his/her choice. And don't even think of appealing.

Lord Chief Justice Orior of Ard Mhacha.

Are the team-sheets actually made public? I would be interested in who actually plays for the PSNI. I know one ex-Downpatrick player was playing for them, I wondered if he was still playing.

And are the names submitted in Irish?

Them two boys would be a fine addition to many a county (Antrim, Cavan, Clare etc).

If it were me though I'd prefer to be put out to stud.

We need to use McKenna Cup to find new midfielders, especially if the Clady man aint gonna step up this year.

Anyone think we should try out Paul McGrane at full back in the McKenna cup?

Another thread for the big MERGE function.

One other fact to remember, is that teachers need to know how to behave when outside of school, and at school formals etc etc etc. They are role models 24 x 7.

If you want to dance on tables with your colleagues then you are better off in the private sector.

Has anyone ever successfullly taught themselves to do without lunch?

I know a farmer who said he once taught a horse to do without food alltogether. He said it took a couple of years to teach it.

Unfortunately as soon as he'd taught it successfully to do without food, the horse died. Pity.   

I'm married to a school teacher. It does have its benefits. If I dont do it just right, she makes me do it again and again and again until its perfect 

Man goes up to house, knocks on the door and a woman answers. The man says "Is big Joe in?"

The woman replies sorrowfully "no, big Joe died last night"

The man thinks for a second and then says "Well, did he say anything about a paint brush?"

Yeap, his Sunni is a Shi'ite too.

Agree totally. The BBC focussed too much on the fisticuffs.

However, judging from the limited bit that was shown, Cargan should booted out of the championship?

Time for Admin to road test his new "Merge Thread" functionality.