Things that make you go What the F**k?

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laoislad

Over 2,000 people turned up at Knock shrine in anticipation of an apparition, after a teenage boy claimed there would be one there this afternoon.

The boy claims to have seen a vision of Our Lady in Fatima last month and said she told him she would appear to him again at Knock, at 3pm today.

Local gardaĆ­ put a traffic management plan in place, in the event that large crowds would travel to the shrine.

The 14-year-old boy was among a group of people from the travelling community from Britain that travelled to Fatima last month.

He claimed he experienced visions there and that these would be repeated today.

A large crowd in the Church of the Apparition in Knock led to fears for the safety of the boy who claimed that he would have a vision.

The crowd dispersed following intervention by stewards.

Parish Priest Fr Richard Gibbons has discouraged such gatherings from an organisational and authentication perspective.

Details of the boy's claims have been shared extensively on social media groups in recent weeks.

When you think you're fucked you're only about 40% fucked.

Franko

Quintessential British shite.

Queen's Speech delayed as DUP talks continue

"One of the reasons for the delay is also believed to be because the speech has to be written on goat's skin parchment paper, which takes a few days to dry - and the Tory negotiations with the DUP mean it cannot be ready in time."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40243782

AZOffaly

Quote from: Franko on June 12, 2017, 01:41:43 PM
Quintessential British shite.

Queen's Speech delayed as DUP talks continue

"One of the reasons for the delay is also believed to be because the speech has to be written on goat's skin parchment paper, which takes a few days to dry - and the Tory negotiations with the DUP mean it cannot be ready in time."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40243782

I thought that was a pisstake because of dealing with the DUP. It actually DOES use goat's skin. FFS.  I suppose at least it's not written with Irish blood.

Orior

Quote from: AZOffaly on June 12, 2017, 02:15:11 PM
Quote from: Franko on June 12, 2017, 01:41:43 PM
Quintessential British shite.

Queen's Speech delayed as DUP talks continue

"One of the reasons for the delay is also believed to be because the speech has to be written on goat's skin parchment paper, which takes a few days to dry - and the Tory negotiations with the DUP mean it cannot be ready in time."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40243782

I thought that was a pisstake because of dealing with the DUP. It actually DOES use goat's skin. FFS.  I suppose at least it's not written with Irish blood.

Surely the DUP could have sourced a lambeg drum made of goat skin?
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians


johnneycool

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-40353008

Fuckin hell, just as well the neighbours we had growing up were more tolerant!

mrdeeds

North Korea describes Trump as a psycho.

johnneycool


Taylor

Quote from: johnneycool on June 22, 2017, 03:23:31 PM
Quote from: mrdeeds on June 22, 2017, 03:02:24 PM
North Korea describes Trump as a psycho.

Are they wrong?

Course they are wrong.
50 odd million Americans were crying out for change and he was the only one that offered them what they wanted.

Hard to call him a psycho for that?

johnneycool

Quote from: Taylor on June 22, 2017, 03:31:50 PM
Quote from: johnneycool on June 22, 2017, 03:23:31 PM
Quote from: mrdeeds on June 22, 2017, 03:02:24 PM
North Korea describes Trump as a psycho.

Are they wrong?

Course they are wrong.
50 odd million Americans were crying out for change and he was the only one that offered them what they wanted.

Hard to call him a psycho for that?

What 50 odd million Americans wanted and what they got are two different things;

psychosis
[sahy-koh-sis]
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noun, plural psychoses  [-seez] (Show IPA). Psychiatry.
1.
a mental disorder characterized by symptoms, such as delusions or hallucinations, that indicate impaired contact with reality.
2.
any severe form of mental disorder, as schizophrenia or paranoia.

I'd say Trump has displayed aspects of both these traits since coming to power in the US.

Kim Jong-un should know exactly what a psycho is all the same.

The Iceman

If he came out as Donna Trump it would all be fixed.
I will always keep myself mentally alert, physically strong and morally straight


seafoid

http://m.digitaljournal.com/science/human-skull-trophy-rack-found-in-ancient-aztec-temple/article/441708

Archaeologists announced on Thursday that while excavating in the Templo Mayor complex in Tenochtitlan, in modern Mexico City, they uncovered what could be the largest ceremonial skull rack ever built by the Aztecs more than 500 years ago.Eduardo Matos, an archaeologist at the National Institute of Anthropology and History, thinks the skull rack "was a show of might" by the Aztec leaders, built to inspire fear and awe. It was common to invite friends and even enemies into the city, with the main purpose of letting them see the heads in various stages of decomposition.

"f**k it, just score"- Donaghy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxG2WwVRjU

Orior

The Grind my Gears thread is hiding, so I will post here:-

Those drivers who, on a Sunday morning with the motorway practically empty, sit in the overtaking lane doing 40-50 mph.
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