Things that make you go What the F**k?

[pintsofguinness]

Went out one morning to go to work and there was this woman, all dolled up with make up, suit on her, high heals, smart looking etc coming running down the street. I can't describe the run....only they way women can run in high heels I suppose. Anyway, I thought she must be late for something and didn't think much of it. Next morning though I went out again and she was coming running down the street again.  Next morning, same thing and I seen her running down the street almost every morning for months. She must have caught on eventually and started to leave the house a few minutes earlier. 

[ross4life]

The Meath goal today

[ziggysego]

Turning down a 22 year old last night.

[Puckoon]

Was he pretty upset?

[ziggysego]

Very upset 

[thebigfella]

Turning down a 22 year old last night.

Yawn.   

[Celt_Man]

Turning down a 22 year old last night.

And for the love of jaysus why did you turn her down?

[muppet]

Turning down a 22 year old last night.

And for the love of jaysus why did you turn her down?

Mastitis.

[ziggysego]

Turning down a 22 year old last night.

And for the love of jaysus why did you turn her down?

She was drunk.

[tyssam5]

Went out one morning to go to work and there was this woman, all dolled up with make up, suit on her, high heals, smart looking etc coming running down the street. I can't describe the run....only they way women can run in high heels I suppose. Anyway, I thought she must be late for something and didn't think much of it. Next morning though I went out again and she was coming running down the street again.  Next morning, same thing and I seen her running down the street almost every morning for months. She must have caught on eventually and started to leave the house a few minutes earlier.

Sounds nice, can you post up a video?

[The Real Laoislad]

Turning down a 22 year old last night.

And for the love of jaysus why did you turn her down?

She was drunk.

And

[Celt_Man]

Turning down a 22 year old last night.

And for the love of jaysus why did you turn her down?

She was drunk.

And you've lost me...

[Declan]

Man bitten after sitting on crocodile's back
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 - 10:10 AM

A man ejected from a pub in Australia broke into a zoo and climbed onto the back of a crocodile named Fatso, which bit him on the leg but then let him go.

Police said they are surprised the animal did not inflict worse damage.

The 36-year-old man, who police said had just been thrown out of a pub for being drunk, told officials he scaled the barbed wire fence surrounding the Broome Crocodile Park in remote northwest Australia because he wanted to give the 16-foot Fatso a pat.

"He has attempted to sit on its back and the croc has taken offence to that and has spun around and bit him on the right leg," Broome Police Sergeant Roger Haynes said.

The saltwater crocodile then inexplicably let the man go, and he climbed back over the fence to safety, police said.

The man, who was a tourist from eastern Australia and whose name was not released, suffered some "very nasty lacerations" and was taken to a hospital, Sgt Haynes said.

"Saltwater crocodiles ... once they get hold of you, are not renowned for letting you go," Sgt Haynes said. "He's lucky to have escaped with his life."

Saltwater crocodiles are the world's largest reptile and can grow up to 23 feet. They became increasingly common in Australia's tropical north since hunting that almost extinguished the species was banned in 1971.


Read more: http://www.examiner.ie/breakingnews/world/man-bitten-after-sitting-on-crocodiles-back-465285.html#ixzz0tYgapjAq

[BennyHarp]

I have to admit to going "what the f**k?" after reading this in the Sun today! (by the way i didnt buy the paper it was in the barbers!!)
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1380865.ece This bloke must have been very turned on during the world cup with all the coverage Paul was getting!

[pintsofguinness]

I have to admit to going "what the f**k?" after reading this in the Sun today! (by the way i didnt buy the paper it was in the barbers!!)
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1380865.ece This bloke must have been very turned on during the world cup with all the coverage Paul was getting!

The bit I find to be "wtf" is the sun's headline "Man admits to Octopus porn" and then the first two paragraphs...

A MAN has admitted downloading a catalogue of depraved images - including clips of sex acts being performed on an OCTOPUS.

Tasmanian Rodney Scott McLagan, 48, had a collection of more than 30,000 images and video files involving sexual acts with children, dogs, ponies, snakes, tigers and an octopus when he was caught.

It says a lot when octopus porn takes precedence over child porn.  They should have just headlined with "sicko".


another wtf
the price of toothbrushes!