got this in an email from a friend of mine - had to post it as it cracked me up
Why Larry Reilly is better than either Pele or Maradona
>>People thought Pele was great because he played for Brazil in the WorldCup when he was seventeen.
When Larry was seventeen he was playing withKnockbride minors, Knockbride junior B's, the odd senior game, St. Brigidsu21's, Bailieborough schools u18's, the Cavan Vocational schools team, AND the Cavan Minors.
>>Maradona may have used the hand of God to beat England,
but only Larrycould get away with hoping the ball twice and scoring the equalising pointin an Ulster final.
>>Pele and Maradona would run the length of the field, go around every opposition player including the goalkeeper and tap it into the empty net,
Larry just runs to the corner and scores from there.
>>Because there's only one great team play in blue and white, and it's notArgentina.
>>Pele and Maradona had some of the world's greatest ever players playingalongside them. Who had Larry?
>>I've never seen Pele bust through two Aussie Rules players and come outwith the ball.
>>Pele and Maadona played in some of the biggest and finest stadiums in theworld, but you'd never see them scoring 1-8 against Killagarry of a winters evenin'.
>>There'd be no point in ringing Maradona if you had a pipe leaking ..
>>Larry Reilly says shin gaurds are for babies.
>>Pele and Maradona may have come up against defenders from every corner ofthe world but did they ever skin Francie Bellew?...Larry sure did.
>>You always hear players being branded 'the new Maradona', or 'the new Pele'. You'll never hear anyone being called 'the new Larry'. You know why?...Because there'll only ever be one Larry Reilly.
:D :D
Quote from: lynchbhoy on February 19, 2008, 05:01:23 PM
>>Pele and Maradona had some of the world's greatest ever players playingalongside them. Who had Larry?
>>There'd be no point in ringing Maradona if you had a pipe leaking ..
>>You always hear players being branded 'the new Maradona', or 'the new Pele'. You'll never hear anyone being called 'the new Larry'. You know why?...Because there'll only ever be one Larry Reilly.
:D :D :D
G'wan Larry!(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42926000/jpg/_42926099_larry_reilly270.jpg)
We've just has a new member posting on the Cavan thread calling himself "Lawrence of Knockbride". It could be the great man himself! Larry was always good craic to watch. I remember in a league game a few years ago against Meath in Breffni Larry was giving Mark Reilly of Meath a serious roasting. One time he goes flying past him doing a solo every 2 steps (just in case) and then solos the ball up onto his forehead (intentionally of course) straight back into his hands and then bangs it over the bar. We'll miss the entertainment in Cavan if Larry is done playing for us.
Classic thread and there's only 3 posts so far. Larry has always been great entertainment.
I agree that Larry Reilly is as good as Pele or Maradona, but he is years younger than either of them!!!!.
OK - remembered another one. The year was 1996. The game was an U21 all ireland semi against Meath. It went to a replay but I think this incident happened in the 1st game. Larry and Peter Reilly were both on the Cavan team. 1996 was the year of the "one in all in" rule, as soon as a row started everone got involved so the ref couldn't send you off. What happened was that Peter was fouled and a dirty meath hoor booted the ball into his face as he lay on the ground. All hell broke loose and a big pile of bodies lay on the 45. Then Larry, seeing his brother on the bottom of a pile up, sprints from corner foward like only Larry can. He was there in a nano second. He then launched himself Kung Fu style at the pile of bodies feet first like Bruce Lee. But Larry was travelling so fast that he mis judged the trajectory and completely missed the pile up landing clear on the other side of it. It was some crash landing and was just pure Larry ;D
:D :D :D :D
Quote from: lynchbhoy on February 19, 2008, 05:01:23 PM
got this in an email from a friend of mine - had to post it as it cracked me up
Why Larry Reilly is better than either Pele or Maradona
>>People thought Pele was great because he played for Brazil in the WorldCup when he was seventeen.
When Larry was seventeen he was playing withKnockbride minors, Knockbride junior B's, the odd senior game, St. Brigidsu21's, Bailieborough schools u18's, the Cavan Vocational schools team, AND the Cavan Minors.
>>Maradona may have used the hand of God to beat England,
but only Larrycould get away with hoping the ball twice and scoring the equalising pointin an Ulster final.
>>Pele and Maradona would run the length of the field, go around every opposition player including the goalkeeper and tap it into the empty net,
Larry just runs to the corner and scores from there.
>>Because there's only one great team play in blue and white, and it's notArgentina.
>>Pele and Maradona had some of the world's greatest ever players playingalongside them. Who had Larry?
>>I've never seen Pele bust through two Aussie Rules players and come outwith the ball.
>>Pele and Maadona played in some of the biggest and finest stadiums in theworld, but you'd never see them scoring 1-8 against Killagarry of a winters evenin'.
>>There'd be no point in ringing Maradona if you had a pipe leaking ..
>>Larry Reilly says shin gaurds are for babies.
>>Pele and Maradona may have come up against defenders from every corner ofthe world but did they ever skin Francie Bellew?...Larry sure did.
>>You always hear players being branded 'the new Maradona', or 'the new Pele'. You'll never hear anyone being called 'the new Larry'. You know why?...Because there'll only ever be one Larry Reilly.
:D :D
:D :D :D
Brilliant stuff.
'There'd be no point in ringing Maradona if you had a pipe leaking' .. I dunno about that.......................if it was a crack pipe he might be arsed to mend it.
Looks like Larry's the GAA's Chuck Norris.
Only better. Chuck wouldnt stand a chance against Larry.
Good man lynchbhoy I had a proper good chuckle at that. Larry's a legend, we might never see his likes again.
Think I've lost count of how many times over the years I've heard something similar to this..
"Thats it Larry now let it in"
"Give it in!"
"Give it!"
"GIVE IT!"
"FOR F**K SAKE YA GREEDY HOOR WILL YA....!"
(Pause)
"YA F***IN' BEAUTY LARRY!"
I also recall a game a couple of years ago when some auld fella quipping that Larry Reilly must be the most content footballer ever, when someone asked why the old man replied "Sure isn't he as happy as Larry and living the life of Reilly"
Great thread.
There's hope for the ould board yet.
Last year against Sligo in the league one of the Sligo players went down injured and took of his boot and Larry went in and stole his boot and went jogging up the field with it!
Classic! :D :D
He'd be one those characters that the game badly needs - great thread
Quote from: Homer on February 20, 2008, 12:23:05 PM
Think I've lost count of how many times over the years I've heard something similar to this..
"Thats it Larry now let it in"
"Give it in!"
"Give it!"
"GIVE IT!"
"FOR F**K SAKE YA GREEDY HOOR WILL YA....!"
(Pause)
"YA F***IN' BEAUTY LARRY!"
I also recall a game a couple of years ago when some auld fella quipping that Larry Reilly must be the most content footballer ever, when someone asked why the old man replied "Sure isn't he as happy as Larry and living the life of Reilly"
:D great quote homer,
he holds onto the ball too long, we curse and swear then he proceeds to swing it over from an impossible angle, and we are singing his praises.
One things for sure,Cavan Football will be a lot less entertaining without the great one :)
Quote from: Homer on February 20, 2008, 12:23:05 PM
I also recall a game a couple of years ago when some auld fella quipping that Larry Reilly must be the most content footballer ever, when someone asked why the old man replied "Sure isn't he as happy as Larry and living the life of Reilly"
:D :D :D Brilliant Homer hard to beat the Auld Boys with the one liners
Can anyone add to the list of Reillyisms v Pele/Maradona?
The great thing about Larry is that he always played like he must have played at Under 12 level... Head down, twisiting and turning and going it alone.
He was at his best when he got a defender on the back foot and jinked left, then right and swung it over with the left, briliant stuff.
He was always worth a couple of scores, like last year against Down when he hit 1-2 in the first 20 minutes and then was too fucked to do anything for the rest of the game (his man came up and scored 2 points)
Pele nearly scored with a header that was spectacularly saved by Gordon Banks.
Larry Reilly scored a goal past Mickey McVeigh with ease last year. And 2 points.
Here's a good one.
A friend of mine working on a building site in new york last summer used to call this little mexican fella "larry reilly" because he was a a wee fat boy
Anyway, the Mexican lad hadn't a word of English and presumed that "Larry Reilly" meant "you w**ker" or somethign similar, because every time the Mexican lad lost the head with someone he'd go around the site shouting, in a pure "eh gringo" accent:
"LARRY REILLY! LARRY REILLY!"
That's a true story
Just did a web search on the great man. Check out this post on some board from a disgruntled Down fan, almost pissed myself laughing at it...
Taken from http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/archive/index.php/t-164503.html
retaintheball31-05-2004, 18:08
Watching Larry Reilly on The Sunday Game last night reminds of Francie Brady (of Butcher Boy fame). His second yellow card offence wasn't shown on the tv, but from the other highlights he should have got the line long before then. In his first incident he went in on his knees into a Down man's head as he was lying on the ground. Later he was involved in some bizarre incident where he was attempting to use another Down man like a wheelbarrow (??!!). This is not the first time I've seen him act like a deranged WWF wrestler on the field. Can anyone recommend a therapist he can talk to to divest himself of that which bugs him?
Quote from: ONeill on February 20, 2008, 02:12:28 PM
Pele nearly scored with a header that was spectacularly saved by Gordon Banks.
Larry Reilly scored a goal past Mickey McVeigh with ease last year. And 2 points.
How about....
Pele couldn't fill larrys shorts but larry could fill both peles and maradona shorts at the same time ;D
In 1994 Deigo Maradona was famously banned by FIFA for failing to pass a drug test.
You wouldn't catch the GAA banning Larry Reilly and he hasn't passed a thing in his life.
Maradona has a portrait of Castro tattooed on his left leg and one of Ernesto "Che" Guevara on his right arm.
Larry Reilly hasn't.
Pele has Larry Reilly's autograph.
....and theres more
:D
When Larry Reilly goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets LarryReillyed.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Larry Reilly.
Larry Reilly counted to infinity - twice.
Larry Reilly invented every colour. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
When Larry Reilly does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Larry Reilly hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Larry Reilly gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Larry Reilly can slam a revolving door.
Larry Reilly once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Larry Reilly's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Larry Reilly.
Larry Reilly can speak Braille.
Superman owns a pair of Larry Reilly pyjamas.
Larry Reilly owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 cardfrom the game Uno.
Larry Reilly sleeps with a night light. Not because Larry Reilly is afraidof the dark, but the dark is afraid of Larry Reilly.
Larry Reilly doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections whenthey touch his body.
Once a cobra bit Larry Reilly's leg. After five days of excruciating pain,the cobra died.
Larry Reilly divides by zero.
Larry Reilly is always on top during sex because Larry Reilly never f***sup.
When Larry Reilly exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Larry Reilly doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
Larry Reilly sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled drinking ability. Shortly after the transaction wasfinalized, Barry kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday ofthe month in Canningstown.
Larry Reilly can kill two stones with one bird.
Larry Reilly once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.
Larry Reilly once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to afriend that the expression "*****ting bricks" wasn't just a figure of speech.
The only time Larry Reilly was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
Quote from: lynchbhoy on February 20, 2008, 03:49:48 PM
....and theres more
:D
When Larry Reilly goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets LarryReillyed.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Larry Reilly.
Larry Reilly counted to infinity - twice.
Larry Reilly invented every colour. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
When Larry Reilly does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Larry Reilly hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Larry Reilly gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Larry Reilly can slam a revolving door.
Larry Reilly once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Larry Reilly's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Larry Reilly.
Larry Reilly can speak Braille.
Superman owns a pair of Larry Reilly pyjamas.
Larry Reilly owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 cardfrom the game Uno.
Larry Reilly sleeps with a night light. Not because Larry Reilly is afraidof the dark, but the dark is afraid of Larry Reilly.
Larry Reilly doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections whenthey touch his body.
Once a cobra bit Larry Reilly's leg. After five days of excruciating pain,the cobra died.
Larry Reilly divides by zero.
Larry Reilly is always on top during sex because Larry Reilly never f***sup.
When Larry Reilly exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Larry Reilly doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
Larry Reilly sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled drinking ability. Shortly after the transaction wasfinalized, Barry kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday ofthe month in Canningstown.
Larry Reilly can kill two stones with one bird.
Larry Reilly once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.
Larry Reilly once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to afriend that the expression "*****ting bricks" wasn't just a figure of speech.
The only time Larry Reilly was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
f**k!! We need to get this man back on the Cavan panel right now :D
:D :D :D
Quote from: ONeill on February 20, 2008, 03:18:54 PM
Maradona has a portrait of Castro tattooed on his left leg and one of Ernesto "Che" Guevara on his right arm.
Larry Reilly hasn't.
:D
PMSL
Larry Reilly lost his virginity before his father did!
Larry Reilly always has sex on the first date. Always.
Larry knows the ending to the Never-ending Story.
When Larry deletes files from his computer, he doesnt send them to the recycle bin. He sends them to hell.
Larry isn't in the GPA.
If history has taught us anything, its that you can kill anyone
Except Larry Reilly.
QuoteLarry Reilly is a walking talking advertisement for contraception and gets paid nothing for his efforts.
Larry Reilly is a f**king legend who won Ulster senior and Under 21 medals, won a man of the match award for Ireland against the Aussies and was the gutsiest wee f**ker to ever play for Cavan!
Chuck Norris is a student craze that went out of fashion about three years ago!
Great thread lads! Keep up the LarryReillyisms! :D :D :D
Quote from: Hollow Man on February 21, 2008, 09:53:11 AM
QuoteLarry Reilly is a walking talking advertisement for contraception and gets paid nothing for his efforts.
Larry Reilly is a f**king legend who won Ulster senior and Under 21 medals, won a man of the match award for Ireland against the Aussies and was the gutsiest wee f**ker to ever play for Cavan!
Chuck Norris is a student craze that went out of fashion about three years ago!
Really, and here was me thinking his endorsement took Mike Huckabee from a no name to a serious challenger in the race for the white house!
Great Thread ,enjoyed this post :D :D
Quote from: hardstation on February 20, 2008, 03:21:07 PM
Pele gets paid to advertising viagra.
Larry Reilly is a walking talking advertisement for contraception and gets paid nothing for his efforts.
Maradona knew himself that Larry was the man, rumour has it that he spent two months in cavan prior to the 1986 world cup final learning how to fist the ball into the net the rest they say is history, Larry was only 6 months old at the time.
Quote from: the Deel Rover on February 22, 2008, 05:18:42 PM
Maradona knew himself that Larry was the man, rumour has it that he spent two months in cavan prior to the 1986 world cup final learning how to fist the ball into the net the rest they say is history, Larry was only 6 months old at the time.
Deel thats the best of the fricking lot. :D
its true puckoon if you ever listen to Maradoona closely you can get the cavan lilt ;)
Larry Reilly doesn't read the game. Larry Reilly writes the game.
Larry Reilly doesn't go on national TV shows in between advertising bouts to explain why he has to go on strike as a way of showing us how much he wants to win an All Ireland.
Larry, you drove me mad, you made me ecstatic, you had me running to shut the gates at Breffni on more than one occassion to make sure one of those mazy runs didn;t end up in the half acre, thanks for all the memories mate.
Super player from a tiny rural club that punched way above it's weight thanks to the Reilly brothers, John Tierney etc. Think the fact that Larry was looked at to do so much at club level to keep the show on the road probably contibuted a bit to some of the lads more, ahem, individualistic tendencies when he put on the County Jersey. Still, just when you'd fecked him out of it for the very last time he curls one over from the back row of the Gerry Arthurs stand in clones.
Great thread folks, the board still has life in it.
When Pele said Best was the greatest footballer he'd seen, he was crossing his fingers.
Maradona, purposely, was kicked out of USA 94 in order so he could see Reilly tog out for Cavan in that year's USFC.
Both Pele and Larry scored in Virginia. Pele score 2, one from the spot. Reilly notched 3-9 from play and the wee blonde in the chippy.
Carly Simon wrote a song about Larry Reilly
You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and...
You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't You?
You had me several years ago when I was still quite naive
Well you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved and one of them was me
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and...
You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't You? Don't You?
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and...
You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't You?
Well I hear you went down to Kilbeggan and your horse naturally won
Then you flew your Lear jet up to Ballyjamesduff
To see the total eclipse of the sun
Well you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not you're with
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
Wife from a close friend, and...
You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't You? Don't you?
You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
Well I hear you went down to Kilbeggan and your horse naturally won
Then you flew your Lear jet up to Ballyjamesduff
To see the total eclipse of the sun
Well you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not you're with
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
Wife from a close friend, and...
Ah jesus this gets just better and better. Now if the Deise can't end their all Ireland famine after this effort I give up
The mods should have a little flag to put beside posts that are worth reading, I passed over this several times. Yesterday I just clicked as I was about to switch off and ended up being late because I kept reading. Fair play to lynchbhoy for a great thread. I'd say if Larry Reilly had been born a few miles south west of his current abode he would have made a great team mate of Shane (The Cake) Curran.
Great thread :D
Quote from: Bud Wiser on February 23, 2008, 05:41:49 PM
The mods should have a little flag to put beside posts that are worth reading, I passed over this several times. Yesterday I just clicked as I was about to switch off and ended up being late because I kept reading. Fair play to lynchbhoy for a great thread. I'd say if Larry Reilly had been born a few miles south west of his current abode he would have made a great team mate of Shane (The Cake) Curran.
Larry Reilly eats cake for breakfast.
Maradona battled obesity towards the end of is career.
Larry Reilly battled obesity his whole career!
Jesus uns didnt half rape and pillage this thread. a bit like prison break, excellent start but then the arse starts to get worn....
l
Larry Reilly was once asked "Larry, do you fear Longford on Sunday"
"No - did them hoors ever win an Ulster title"?
If Larry Reilly had been born in Ballaghdereen it would be in Cavan
Quote from: mylestheslasher on February 23, 2008, 09:43:05 PM
Quote from: Bud Wiser on February 23, 2008, 05:41:49 PM
The mods should have a little flag to put beside posts that are worth reading, I passed over this several times. Yesterday I just clicked as I was about to switch off and ended up being late because I kept reading. Fair play to lynchbhoy for a great thread. I'd say if Larry Reilly had been born a few miles south west of his current abode he would have made a great team mate of Shane (The Cake) Curran.
Larry Reilly eats cake for breakfast.
More sex scandals from the rossies
Some pure classics lads, great way to cheer yourself up on a Monday :D
We've always been proud to be Larries! ;)
When Larry Reilly was circumsized his foreskin was not disposed of. Instead it was raised as a normal child, and it grew to love the game of Gaelic Football. Today we know Larry Reilly's foreskin as Ryan McMenemin!
I think you'll find Larrys foreskin amounted to a better footballer than McMenamin. I heard a rumour in the blackhorse that Larrys foreskin became Maurice Fitzgerald and that Maurice quit the football as he knew he was only partially as good as Larry and a part of Larry would never stand to be partially as good as anyone!
When Larry Reilly pisses into the wind, the wind changes direction!!!
"When God said "Let there be light" Larry said "Say Please.""
- Guns don't kill people. Larry Reilly kills people.
- When the Boogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Larry Reilly.
- Larry Reilly can divide by zero.
- Larry Reilly doesn't sleep. He waits.
- Larry Reilly is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of his head.
- Larry Reilly doesn't get frost bite. Larry Reilly bites frost.
- When Larry Reilly falls in water, Larry Reilly doesn't get wet. Water gets Larry Reilly.
- If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Laurence Reilly.
Oops, apologies Lynchboy for the overlap!
(http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Travel%20Section/Summer%20Travel/060608_shining_vmed_1p.widec.jpg)
He's back.......
Larry Watch
========
Larry dispensed with Antrim last Sunday. Next up is Armagh on Sunday 18th January.
Good to see Larry back again...going on club form over the last while he certantly deserves his place.
Cue lots of match conversatons that go a little something like this...
'Let it in to Larry!'
'Go on Larry...go on...skin him!'
'Let it on Larry...ah jaysus will you let it on?!'
'Pass the f'n thing!'
'Look up Larry...LOOK UP!'
'Will ya come outa the corner?!
'That Larry Reilly is useless'...(from some auld lad behind you)
4 seconds later...
'good man Larry...savage stuff!!!'
'I'll tell you what, Larry Reilly is some man to get a point!' (from the same auld lad behind you)
Pele and Maradona have retired.
Larry Reilly doesn't retire, he just takes a break
Women admit that Larry Reilly is exempt form 'THE RULES'
:D
Unadulterated BUMP
(just to scare the Antrim men)
Interestingly, we not feared of Larry Reilly.
I remember the bould Larry getting an early bath in a championship match one day up in Casement - Tony Convery is more revered and feared in these parts after how he dealt with the portly Knockbride man then.
Bumped because Ireland needs Larry Reilly
Larry Reilly IS the Bank Guarantee.
Larry just calls it "Causeway".
Larry walked into BurgerKing and asked for a Big Mac. He got it.
Quote from: ONeill on October 24, 2010, 11:29:11 AM
Larry walked into BurgerKing and asked for a Big Mac. He got it.
:D He might have done that a few times by the look of him
Larry Reilly can do a quintuple salchow.
Who'd win a fight between Larry Reilly and Ollie Murphy?
Quote from: Jinxy on October 24, 2010, 07:55:48 PM
Who'd win a fight between Larry Reilly and Ollie Murphy?
Larry just whistled and the ref stopped the fight.
Ollie is scheduled to fight the ref next week.
Larry Reilly gets into RAIN niteclub with nothing on him but stained Y Fronts.
When Google can't find something it Larry Reillys it.
Google won't search for Larry Reilly because it knows you don't find Larry Reilly, he finds you
When quizzed on his goal against Shilton, Maradona said it was The Hand of Larry.
Once, when flogging his viagra on the TV, Pele admitted off-screen that pictures of Larry in his Breffni pomp has the same effect on men, in Brazil.
Larry didn't make the Big Bang, but he was there.
Who does the IMF call when it needs a bailout?
Correct.
Larry Reilly doesn't pay tax to the government...
the government pays tax to Larry Reilly.
I'm loving these! I'd say Larry is too!
There used to be a road in Cavan named after Larry Reilly, but they had to change it because nobody crosses Larry Reilly.
Maradona and Pele made a fortune from their football careers.
Larry didn't earn a cent, he didn't need to - he's from Cavan.
Quote from: Jinxy on November 20, 2010, 10:01:29 PM
There used to be a road in Cavan named after Larry Reilly, but they had to change it because nobody crosses Larry Reilly.
:D :D
I just found out where lightning comes from! :o
Some people wanted this thread to be made a stickie.
No chance. Nothing sticks to Larry Reilly.
When Larry Reilly arrived in Heaven, God told Jesus to get up out of the right hand seat and give it to Larry.
Larry said, "sit down, son. You, Gandalf - shift!"
A friend of mine was in his digger one day when Larry Reilly came over and says:
"Get out of that JCB before I kick it from under ye"
who the f**k is Larry Reilly? ;) ;)
Quote from: norabeag on November 29, 2010, 05:44:14 PM
who the f**k is Larry Reilly? ;) ;)
You watch your mouth :P
Quote from: norabeag on November 29, 2010, 05:44:14 PM
who the f**k is Larry Reilly? ;) ;)
He is the man who first called you flamin'.
Quote from: norabeag on November 29, 2010, 05:44:14 PM
who the f**k is Larry Reilly? ;) ;)
The father is seated at the right hand of Larry.
Lionel Messi, is he Larry's son? ???
On the day Leslie Nielsen died this is serious comedy. Great stuff. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Bill Gates was originally going to call his company Macrohard... but guess who dissuaded him!
Larry Reilly only ever played one round of golf. What do you do after shooting 18?
Wikileaks has revealed that China are no longer backing the North Koreans - apparently Larry had a word in their ear.
Larry lost his virginity before his dad did
Larry Reilly can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Lactose is Larry Reilly Intolerant
Good ones boys.
Larry is unable to swim as he cannot break the water.
Larry doesn't cut his grass. He just tells it not to grow.
Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumour or spread gossip.
In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom.
One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said,
"Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Larry Reilly?"
"Wait a moment," Socrates replied, "Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a little test.
It's called the Triple Filter Test."
'Triple filter?" asked the acquaintance.
"That's right," Socrates continued, "Before you talk to me about Larry Reilly
let's take a moment to filter what you're going to say..
The first filter is Truth.
Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"
"No," the man said, "Actually I just heard about it."
"All right," said Socrates, "So you don't really know if it's true or not.
Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness.
Is what you are about to tell me about Larry Reilly something good?"
"No, on the contrary..."
"So," Socrates continued, "You want to tell me something about Larry Reilly
that may be bad, even though you're not certain it's true?"
The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates continued,
"You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter, the filter of Usefulness.
Is what you want to tell me about Larry Reilly going to be useful to me?"
"No, not really."
"Well," concluded Socrates, "If what you want to tell me is
neither True nor Good nor even useful, why tell it to me or anyone at all?"
The man was bewildered and ashamed.
This is an example of why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.
It also explains why Socrates never found out that Larry Reilly was shagging his wife. ;D
"That's one small step for (a) man; one giant leap for mankind" -- Neil Armstrong as he entered Larry Reilly's house.
That's no black hole, that's only the light slowing down in Larry Reilly's vicinity!
Why are the housewives desperate?
8)
Every Spring time, Swallows fly north to see Larry Reilly play for Knockbride Gaelic Football team.
(http://www.rspb.org.uk/images/cache/2818038_00162_002_tcm9-29145_v4.jpg)
They fly south again when the league and championship are over.
Larry changed Gerry Kinneavy's name, and county, after a disallowed goal.
Those aren't prowlers in Larry Reilly's back garden; that's David Attenborough and his crew.
A butterfly flaps its wings in Larry Reilly's back garden and there's a monsoon in .... hang on... does Larry Reilly have a back garden?
Just checked the record books there and, unlike Maradona and Pele, Larry Reilly never lost a World Cup finals game.
Quote from: ONeill on November 30, 2010, 11:40:50 PM
Just checked the record books there and, unlike Maradona and Pele, Larry Reilly never lost a World Cup finals game.
And they haven't won an Ulster championship medal either!
Maradona would kill for this body (maybe has?)
(http://www.sportsfile.com/winshare/watermarked-b/Library/SF263/213261.jpg)
Is that a picture from his new calendar?
Quote from: ONeill on November 30, 2010, 11:55:19 PM
Maradona would kill for this body (maybe has?)
(http://www.sportsfile.com/winshare/watermarked-b/Library/SF263/213261.jpg)
The forces Larry unleashed at the big bang are now trapped in his legs. This in fact means that Larry would have to weigh 6 trillion tonnes before he would lose a yard of pace.
I think those stripy shorts are awful.
When Larry Reilly is stopped by the Gardai, Larry checks their car tax.
I've been amused by the whole Larry phenomenon and so checked Wikipedia for a few bits about Larry Reilly and he isn't on it. I guess that must mean that if you want to know anything about anything, you have to ask Larry. Over to you Cavanites, surely that has to be out right.
There is this though - http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=5846583638
Larry told Mr. t to quit talking jibba jabba :o Mr T obeyed Larry and immediatley quit talking Jibba jabba he now speaks Irish with a strong Cavan accent
Larry Reilly made his teacher stand in the corner.
Santa knocks before coming down Larry's chimney.
When Al Gore invented the the information superhighway he was originally was going to call it the Inter Datagram Transfer Protocol Medium.
Then someone told showed him a Larry Reily goal.
He named it the internet.
Larry Reilly ate a sliver of snow and coughed up a snowman!!!
Einstein had 'only' developed the General Theory of Relativity until he met Larry Reilly. Where would we be without the Special Theory of Relativity!
Bertie gave Larry an envelope full off Euros.
You'd think with all this super human powers he'd have managed at least one All Ireland medal
Quote from: stephenite on December 03, 2010, 12:34:12 AM
You'd think with all this super human powers he'd have managed at least one All Ireland medal
Ah jeez
stephenite, you've just burst my impenetrable bubble of greatness of the great one with your oul down-to-earthedness shite! :D
Quote from: Fear ón Srath Bán on December 03, 2010, 12:50:21 AM
Quote from: stephenite on December 03, 2010, 12:34:12 AM
You'd think with all this super human powers he'd have managed at least one All Ireland medal
Ah jeez stephenite, you've just burst my impenetrable bubble of greatness of the great one with your oul down-to-earthedness shite! :D
Who do you think makes All-Ireland medals? 8)
Quote from: stephenite on Today at 12:34:12 AM
You'd think with all this super human powers he'd have managed at least one All Ireland medal
Stephenite Larry doesnt lift Sam McGuire, Sam McGuire lifts Larry, and carrys him wherever Larry wants to go, whether it be Super macs, Cheryl Coles house or down to the pub
Larry was walkin home from a wedding one night, a bit worse for wear.
He lost his balance, fell over, and the road came up and met him - you know what he did? He split it.
Quote from: stephenite on December 03, 2010, 12:34:12 AM
You'd think with all this super human powers he'd have managed at least one All Ireland medal
It was Larry that put the curse on Mayo (not some gypsy) refusing to allow them win Sam again cos of the likes of you. Larry says Mayo is full of heathens that don't believe he exists. Pay homage to Larry and he might lift the curse!
Larry Reilly is just back from Brussels.
We now have a €585 Billion loan, to be repaid over 500 years with fiscal checks every 1000 years, at an interest rate of -5.85% (yep, they're paying US interest for taking THEIR money!).
Carlsberg don't do Larry Reillys. But if they did...
Quote from: Fear ón Srath Bán on December 03, 2010, 11:52:58 PM
Carlsberg don't do Larry Reillys. But if they did...
Larry Reilly doesn't do Carlsberg. But if he did......
Quote from: BarryBreensBandage on December 04, 2010, 12:12:03 AM
Larry Reilly doesn't do Carlsberg. But if he did......
He'd do something other than that macro lager crap! :D
Quote from: BennyHarp on November 30, 2010, 11:44:11 PM
Quote from: ONeill on November 30, 2010, 11:40:50 PM
Just checked the record books there and, unlike Maradona and Pele, Larry Reilly never lost a World Cup finals game.
And they haven't won an Ulster championship medal either!
1997?
Quote from: Denn Forever on December 04, 2010, 03:11:14 PM
Quote from: BennyHarp on November 30, 2010, 11:44:11 PM
Quote from: ONeill on November 30, 2010, 11:40:50 PM
Just checked the record books there and, unlike Maradona and Pele, Larry Reilly never lost a World Cup finals game.
And they haven't won an Ulster championship medal either!
1997?
Pele and Maradona were both controversially left out of the Cavan panel in 1997, so they didn't get medals.
How did Larry do in the elections?
He topped the poll in every constituency, but since no one is mentioning it that means he's actually bigger than the elephant in the room.
Would larry be interested in managing armagh?
Quote from: Fear ón Srath Bán on March 01, 2011, 12:03:26 AM
He topped the poll in every constituency, but since no one is mentioning it that means he's actually bigger than the elephant in the room.
vg
If Larry Reilly played for Kilkenny footballers they won hammer everyone instead of getting hammered.
In Cavan the cars drive on the footpaths as Larry is the king of the road.
Quote from: omagh_gael on April 19, 2011, 04:40:45 PM
In Cavan the cars drive on the footpaths as Larry is the king of the road.
They just do that to avoid tax.
Larry doesn't do roads, he walks on water.
Quote from: muppet on April 19, 2011, 06:18:10 PM
Quote from: omagh_gael on April 19, 2011, 04:40:45 PM
In Cavan the cars drive on the footpaths as Larry is the king of the road.
They just do that to avoid tax.
Larry doesn't do roads, he walks on water.
The thrifty hoors!
Quote from: muppet on April 19, 2011, 06:18:10 PM
Larry doesn't do roads, he walks on water.
Larry can't swim !! - Daily Sun headline
Quote from: Main Street on April 19, 2011, 08:44:32 PM
Quote from: muppet on April 19, 2011, 06:18:10 PM
Larry doesn't do roads, he walks on water.
Larry can't swim !! - Daily Sun headline
Larry can't swim, because he's never been near water. The fecking stuff just floats around / over / under him
Larry Reilly can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
You don't look at Larry Reilly's willy...Larry Reilly's willy looks at you.
Quote from: omagh_gael on September 24, 2011, 09:26:44 AM
Larry Reilly can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
His most recent such wheelie caused the CERN neutrinos to exceed the speed of light. That and the fact they were Meath neutrinos.
Michael Phelps is the greatest Olympian in history. Larry Reilly is just biding his time (for now).
Am just waiting for larry reilly to outrun Usain Bolt lol
Bolt would only be hearing the gun and Larry would already be on the podium collecting gold, silver and bronze.
Larry has an OECD passport
Quote from: seafoid on August 02, 2012, 11:36:05 PM
Larry has an OECD passport
Larry doesn't need a passport he is known worldwide.
Larry invented the whole notion of countries and borders. Indeed he also coined the phrase "keep your friends close but your enemies closer".
That's why monaghan is where it is.
Quote from: Wildweasel74 on August 01, 2012, 07:45:47 PM
Am just waiting for larry reilly to outrun Usain Bolt lol
Larry Reilly has to be careful not to compete in athletics because he's faster than himself and the consequences for the space-time continuum would be unpredictable, at best.
Quote from: Hardy on August 03, 2012, 11:54:42 AM
Quote from: Wildweasel74 on August 01, 2012, 07:45:47 PM
Am just waiting for larry reilly to outrun Usain Bolt lol
Larry Reilly has to be careful not to compete in athletics because he's faster than himself and the consequences for the space-time continuum would be unpredictable, at best.
Actually Larry Reilly has entered a team of himself in the 4 x 400m relay. By exceeding the speed of light in each leg, he'll be passing the baton to the Larry Reilly of the next time dimension.
Quote from: Bord na Mona man on August 03, 2012, 12:47:33 PM
Quote from: Hardy on August 03, 2012, 11:54:42 AM
Quote from: Wildweasel74 on August 01, 2012, 07:45:47 PM
Am just waiting for larry reilly to outrun Usain Bolt lol
Larry Reilly has to be careful not to compete in athletics because he's faster than himself and the consequences for the space-time continuum would be unpredictable, at best.
Actually Larry Reilly has entered a team of himself in the 4 x 400m relay. By exceeding the speed of light in each leg, he'll be passing the baton to the Larry Reilly of the next time dimension.
I heard he is toe-tapping the whole way too
Larry Reilly decided that antrim and galway are in leinster and that London and New York are in connacht. It is also rumoured that Sean Johnston is hiding on the Kildare bench as he knows Larry is looking for him.
ESPN - There's fast ... and then there's Usain Bolt fast.
take it they have never seen Larry reilly fast lol.
Although i think Larry would have met his match in the women heavyweight weightlifting, didn`t think it possible that a Woman could lift so much, unreal
Larry Reilly was disqualified from this years Olympics after it was discovered he won the javelin competition with a shot putt. He was also disqualified from the 40k walk as he sprinted the whole way.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he picked it up to discover he had two missed calls from Larry Reilly
Larry Reilly always knows where Wally is.
The big bang was actually Larry Reilly letting rip after eating a jumbo breakfast roll and half a dozen pints of stint.
It wasn't a meteorite that made the dinosaurs extinct..................
Quote from: muppet on April 02, 2013, 03:09:45 PM
It wasn't a meteorite that made the dinosaurs extinct..................
I thought he was on the U21 team in 1996? Cavan in illegal player controversy...
Quote from: Denn Forever on April 02, 2013, 04:58:09 PM
Quote from: muppet on April 02, 2013, 03:09:45 PM
It wasn't a meteorite that made the dinosaurs extinct..................
I thought he was on the U21 team in 1996? Cavan in illegal player controversy...
Time stops for no man, except Larry.
This chuck norris nonsense needs to stop, larry was a poor mans houlie!
Who?
just incase ur serious and you don't know, the mighty Ger who won an all star in 1993 without armagh even getting to an ulster final. Think he might have roasted meath as well in 94 league final!
Orchardman- writing that shite on this very serious page is nothing short of blasphemy. Watch your back, Larry will not be impressed.
Quote from: Orchardman on April 03, 2013, 06:42:22 PM
just incase ur serious and you don't know, the mighty Ger who won an all star in 1993 without armagh even getting to an ulster final. Think he might have roasted meath as well in 94 league final!
Larry must have had a word with the All Star selection committee.
Quote from: Orchardman on April 03, 2013, 06:42:22 PM
just incase ur serious and you don't know, the mighty Ger who won an all star in 1993 without armagh even getting to an ulster final. Think he might have roasted meath as well in 94 league final!
NFL final 1994Meath 2-11
Armagh 0-08
Yeah, but Houlie hit the crossbar...
Orchardman give young Houlie a shout for Sunday. Ye may need him.
Anybody who has not had the privilege of seeing why the great man is better than Maradona or Pele then get to Brewster Park on Saturday September 14th for the togetherforSam sevens tournament. You have all seen field of dreams. This is your chance to relive your youth by finding a seat reserved for you along the sideline all in aid of a great cause.
The elephant sneaked out of the room...
Quote from: Hardy on April 01, 2013, 10:26:51 AM
Larry Reilly always knows where Wally is.
And only Larry Reilly knows when the Queen of England will abdicate.
Larry Reilly came on a sub for Knockbride versus Mountnugent last Friday eveving. Looked in very good shape played a few nice balls into Full Forward line and looked the part
The Legend Lives On...........
Quote from: comeysfield on August 26, 2015, 11:57:19 AM
Larry Reilly came on a sub for Knockbride versus Mountnugent last Friday eveving. Looked in very good shape played a few nice balls into himself in the Full Forward line and looked the part
The Legend Lives On...........
Fixed.
Fair play
https://twitter.com/moefitzpatrick/status/1150415512263888896?s=19
The legend lives on.
Larry is player manager of his club. He plays in goal. They were two up last night in Junior Championship when Killinkere got free with last kick of game.
https://twitter.com/Dylan_McC/status/1167554782992711680?s=08
https://twitter.com/Wearecavan/status/1167536201018019843?s=19
New thread - why Larry Reilly isnt better than DeGea or Alisson
His power are waning plus there was kryotonite in his gloves
Can we close this thread now.. that is not the Larry Reilly we know and fear...someone has cut off his hair..
https://ulster.gaa.ie/skydive/
Larry wont need no parachute.
Quote from: pbat on February 13, 2023, 05:43:15 PM
https://ulster.gaa.ie/skydive/
Larry wont need no parachute.
The tandem parachutist will be hanging onto to Larry