Somebnody has been using my password sothey have

[wesaysanchez]

I off just found otu that somenbelose has been us9ng my password whithoiut my permisnion.  i dnot no how they no what it is it might of nebenn too eay for to guess because it wa s1690 but i of change dt now so i of.  I changed it to ulster si i doid this means that teh person wount know what it is anymore.  may be it old it to a boy in the pub when i was full but i don't think so.  can you please ignore all the other posts by wesaysanchez and just read mine that have www.oloveuslter.com for the bit at t he bottm.

i do'nt no whyt someone would dothis to try for to maek me look silly. I tis not fair.

Now that i am bacjk i have soome good jokes for you that i made up myself so i did.  they al of the same quesation but different answers.

Wh y did keef hit mccarntey?

1. you would tot so you would ifyou thughoy he witorte the Frog Choris.   LOL

2. he told mccartney was leenon.  RBP

(thats 2 betles jokes so it is).

but my favourite

3. he thoguht he was a fenian.  DUP GSTQ

and tyou all thoinkl us prods iof no sense of humor.

www.loveuslter.com

[The Subbie]

The 11 plus has a lot to answer for .

[parttimeexile]

What the f**k is the story with this?

[full back]

Is there anyone on the board willing to teach this pr1ck how to type

[full back]

Maybe someone can help him with both

[Chrisowc]

Has to be a piss take.  Like Les Dawson on the piano.

[pintsofguinness]

when armagh4sam does it it's hilarious.
wesaysanchez does it he gets abuse.

[Farrandeelin]

I off just found otu that somenbelose has been us9ng my password whithoiut my permisnion.  i dnot no how they no what it is it might of nebenn too eay for to guess because it wa s1690 but i of change dt now so i of.  I changed it to ulster si i doid this means that teh person wount know what it is anymore.  may be it old it to a boy in the pub when i was full but i don't think so.  can you please ignore all the other posts by wesaysanchez and just read mine that have www.oloveuslter.com for the bit at t he bottm.

i do'nt no whyt someone would dothis to try for to maek me look silly. I tis not fair.

Now that i am bacjk i have soome good jokes for you that i made up myself so i did.  they al of the same quesation but different answers.

Wh y did keef hit mccarntey?

1. you would tot so you would ifyou thughoy he witorte the Frog Choris.   LOL

2. he told mccartney was leenon.  RBP

(thats 2 betles jokes so it is).

but my favourite

3. he thoguht he was a fenian.  DUP GSTQ

and tyou all thoinkl us prods iof no sense of humor.

www.loveuslter.com

The biggest joke here is your spelling.

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

...and tyou all thoinkl us prods iof no sense of humor.

That's the thing about 'Ulster Scots': you can just make it up as you go along, just like all (3) of the other speakers do.

[rosnarun]

jesus lads what are ye , americans  and need a days advance notice of a joke.

[orangeman]

class - this thread is brilliant - keep it up !

[saffron sam2]

I thought his jokes were quite witty.

[The Real Laoislad]

when armagh4sam does it it's hilarious.
wesaysanchez does it he gets abuse.

I reckon they are the same person

[muppet]

when armagh4sam does it it's hilarious.
wesaysanchez does it he gets abuse.

I reckon they are the same person

Here is a puzzle for wesaysanchez:
Say what you see