earwigs

[winsamsoon]

 Now lads i don't live in the sticks or anything but i have never in my life seen as many earwigs in my piff. I swear the wee hoors are rife round my neck of the woods. Anyone have any extermination techiniques.

[stiffler]

Eat a kebab the nite before, then seep a few outta ya, the wee cnuts wont stay about for too long then