Ziggy's All New Caption Round

[ziggysego]

[stephenite]

Loyalist paramilitaries decomission weapons directly

[passedit]

You were waving a licence for THIS?

[Redgreenery]

Come on Paisley, hand it over, we both know who'll get it in the end!!

[The Gs Man]

"Paisley gives Berties weapon a wee stroke"

[stew]

pick a chin Ian and place the nozzle directly under it, gwan, i feckin dare ya.

[Norf Tyrone]

That McGuinnes whore is all new fangled with his pritt-stick!

[armaghniac]

Here you are Ian, see if what you can do to keep those pesky shinners out of my election! 

[uselessfootballer]

politicans look impressed with the new Ann Summers "Retro 1600s" dildo collection

[Carmen Stateside]

Please say Mary Harneys here Bertie!!

[the Deel Rover]

game of russian roulette Ian, sure you go first

[Tyrones own]

  Fcuk it Ian, point that thing some other road!

[dodo]

Give it to me here Ahearn till I show you how to use it

[Hardy]

DUP U-turn complete as "No Surrender" policy is abandoned.

[ONeill]

"I'll be King Billy"
"No I want to be Billy"