Boxing Day

[Eamonnca1]

And what are youse doing driving on the left and speaking English? Did you tune in for the Queen's Christmas Speech while you were at it?

[5 Sams]

By the way what is all this craic with "we" for small, are ye all from Ayrshire or Dumfries?

It's wee, not we.

My only problem is its overuse. "Do you want a wee bag?" says the girl on the checkout. I started talking to her about how everything was "wee" these days. She says "Here's your big change."

Full conversation in Dunnes a week ago. "Ny. That's 12 99. Do you want a wee beg. Put your wee cyard in there. Ny. Put in your wee PIN. There's your wee cyard and your wee receipt."

[Minder]

By the way what is all this craic with "we" for small, are ye all from Ayrshire or Dumfries?

It's wee, not we.

My only problem is its overuse. "Do you want a wee bag?" says the girl on the checkout. I started talking to her about how everything was "wee" these days. She says "Here's your big change."

Full conversation in Dunnes a week ago. "Ny. That's 12 99. Do you want a wee beg. Put your wee cyard in there. Ny. Put in your wee PIN. There's your wee cyard and your wee receipt."

I was in Next in Belfast City Centre and a young fella on the till was exactly the same, "do you want a wee bag, put your wee pin in, there's your wee receipt".

f**king numpty.

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

And what are youse doing driving on the left and speaking English? Did you tune in for the Queen's Christmas Speech while you were at it?

Well that's because you lunatics are already dangerous enough on our autobahns when ye come off those old decrepit queen's highways when you cross the border into our liberal democratic republic.

We speak Hiberno-English as opposed to that Mid-Ulster and Ulster Scots Twaddle ye lot propagate.

I hear there was another Grimaldi born there recently, good Mayo stock that family.

Give me Bosco, Pennys and real Tayto any days.

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

By the way what is all this craic with "we" for small, are ye all from Ayrshire or Dumfries?

It's wee, not we.

My only problem is its overuse. "Do you want a wee bag?" says the girl on the checkout. I started talking to her about how everything was "wee" these days. She says "Here's your big change."

Full conversation in Dunnes a week ago. "Ny. That's 12 99. Do you want a wee beg. Put your wee cyard in there. Ny. Put in your wee PIN. There's your wee cyard and your wee receipt."

I was in Next in Belfast City Centre and a young fella on the till was exactly the same, "do you want a wee bag, put your wee pin in, there's your wee receipt".

f**king numpty.

That's a terrible sitch-Uuu-Aaa-shuun

[laoislad]

And what are youse doing driving on the left and speaking English? Did you tune in for the Queen's Christmas Speech while you were at it?

Well that's because you lunatics are already dangerous enough on our autobahns when ye come off those old decrepit queen's highways when you cross the border into our liberal democratic republic.

Fuckin animals the lot of them.

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

Suppose it's like adding ín to the end of every feckin wordín.

Don't you think your being a bitin harsh there 

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

And what are youse doing driving on the left and speaking English? Did you tune in for the Queen's Christmas Speech while you were at it?

Well that's because you lunatics are already dangerous enough on our autobahns when ye come off those old decrepit queen's highways when you cross the border into our liberal democratic republic.

Fuckin animals the lot of them.

They make Kerry folk look like fierce socialites.

[Eamonnca1]

Well that's because you lunatics are already dangerous enough on our autobahns when ye come off those old decrepit queen's highways when you cross the border into our liberal democratic republic.

Don't worry about us. We can handle ourselves on motorways, we've had them since the 60s and we're used to them. That's why we don't have the problem of oul dolls from the country in Honda Civics driving into the exits and ending up going the wrong way, so we don't need to put signs up facing the wrong direction saying "Danger! Turn back!"

But I'm glad you've finally joined the civilized world in having motorways. Took you long enough, but you got there in the end.

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

Well that's because you lunatics are already dangerous enough on our autobahns when ye come off those old decrepit queen's highways when you cross the border into our liberal democratic republic.

Don't worry about us. We can handle ourselves on motorways, we've had them since the 60s and we're used to them. That's why we don't have the problem of oul dolls from the country in Honda Civics driving into the exits and ending up going the wrong way, so we don't need to put signs up facing the wrong direction saying "Danger! Turn back!"

But I'm glad you've finally joined the civilized world in having motorways. Took you long enough, but you got there in the end.

Now who is taking the bait 

[armaghniac]

If motorways are civilisation then no wonder you went to California!

[seafoid]

Well that's because you lunatics are already dangerous enough on our autobahns when ye come off those old decrepit queen's highways when you cross the border into our liberal democratic republic.

Don't worry about us. We can handle ourselves on motorways, we've had them since the 60s and we're used to them. That's why we don't have the problem of oul dolls from the country in Honda Civics driving into the exits and ending up going the wrong way, so we don't need to put signs up facing the wrong direction saying "Danger! Turn back!"

But I'm glad you've finally joined the civilized world in having motorways. Took you long enough, but you got there in the end.

I thought the motorways up north were for the use of protestants. They seem to be concentrated in unionist areas. They never bothered building one to Derry . I wonder why.

[Eamonnca1]

Any plans for Boxing Day the year then? As I said before when talking about Boxing Day, Boxing Day's one of my favourite days of the year. There's something relaxed about Boxing Day, like a day you can lie about and not do an awful lot.

[seafoid]

It is a day for ould lads falling asleep in front of the telly while the racing is on and others getting sick of the sight of chocolate. If you call it Boxing day what sort of accent would you use ?

[5 Sams]

Any plans for Boxing Day the year then? As I said before when talking about Boxing Day, Boxing Day's one of my favourite days of the year. There's something relaxed about Boxing Day, like a day you can lie about and not do an awful lot.

It's the Wren's (prounounced "rans")Day where I am...best day of the year by far.