Iconic GAA Statements and Utterances.

[seafoid]

Anyone for the last of the choc ices?

Hats, scarves and headbands

Blow it up ref

Go home ref

They are usheless (usually related to Connacht football teams in CP)

[bogball88]

"Jesus Christ John Bannon, ya seen what he did, he tried to take my f***in head aff"

"Give her to the green Spoofer!!"

"Give her to the Donegal man Spoofer!!"

[Dinny Breen]

Marty Morrissey – "There won't be a cow milked in Clare tonight"

1992 Munster Football final

[T Fearon]

"Holy Shit,I know nothing about dog fighting" Ger Cavlan to BBC Spotlight reporters.

[Kid Twist]

probably stolen from somewhere else- our club manager's pre match teamtalk circa late 1990s 'lads the good news is that we have 15 players, the bad news is so do they'.

[T Fearon]

"I must get a new watch" - Jimmy Cooney

[Hardy]

Johnny, we're taking you off.
- But we have no subs

Ah come on off anyway.

[An Gaeilgoir]

Well Marty, i think i hit it too well- Larry Finnerty, been interviewed after missing a goal chance in 1989 final again Cork.

[AZOffaly]

Was that not '89? I remember being there. I think Jimmy Burke was full forward for Mayo.

[An Gaeilgoir]

Was that not '89? I remember being there. I think Jimmy Burke was full forward for Mayo.

Dead Right.........don't know where the '92 came from..........

[magpie seanie]

Marty Morrissey – "There won't be a cow milked in Clare tonight"

1992 Munster Football final

There won't be a cow milked in Finglas tonight" - Johnny Barr after 1998 All-Ireland Club final win by Erins Isle.

[magpie seanie]

No longer the whipping boys of Munster - Anthony Daly

[muppet]

A well known hurler in the mid 1990s after winning the All-Ireland:

Interviewer: Well *****, what will it mean if ******* win the All-Ireland again next year?
***** : It'll mean I'll need a new mickey!

[Bearly on loose]

Clones mid- late 90s - "Four more bars for a pound"
Clones early 00s - "Three more bars for a pound".

Was hard to beat that melted chocolate!!