Great Newspaper Headlines.

Started by 5 Sams, June 29, 2012, 11:08:55 PM

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Eamonnca1


Lar Naparka

Nil Carborundum Illegitemi


Tony Baloney



Shamrock Shore


deiseach

The reference to the (fudge) Packers in the top left seals the deal.

ziggysego

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All of a Sludden

From joe.ie and obviously the Newry Democrat.

I'm gonna show you as gently as I can how much you don't know.

grounded

Worker suffers leg pain after crane drops 800- pound ball on his head

Charlestown

passedit



Courtesy of @_youhadonejob on twitter, some good stuff there.
Don't Panic

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BennyHarp

That was never a square ball!!

Orior

Quote from: BennyHarp on February 24, 2014, 07:50:59 PM
I'm not a fan of the Sun but they do come up with some pretty impressive headlines.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/5464929/Shane-Warne-woos-bra-queen-Michelle-Mone.html

Quite good. Reminds me of the joke:

Q. If a bra is an upper decker flopper stopper, and a jock strap is a lower decker bollock holder, then what to you call a happy-go-lucky oriental person whose father suffers from dysentery?






A. A slap happy Jappie with a crap happy pappie.
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

Hardy

Giant 7ft 2in 23-year-old who fired a BB gun through woman's window before stealing Christmas presents and NHS cash in crime spree walks free from court because he is too BIG for prison beds
- Mail Online