Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...

[ziggysego]

In situations like this, someone always sings like a canary.

Are you just parroting TAM?

[Orior]

Apparently the robbers gave the owner dog's abuse. Interviewed afterwards, Jolly said "Its cat altogether. Those theives are just animals"

[fearglasmor]

Someone has to do a bit of bird for this.

[Puckoon]

I am hearing reports that a mole has surfaced.

[ziggysego]

It rustled a few feathers in Newry I'd say.

[Dougal Maguire]

I'd say the robin ba*tards are crowing to their mates about it as we speak

[TacadoirArdMhacha]

In situations like this, someone always sings like a canary.

Are you just parroting TAM?

Put a muzzle on it Ziggy.

[muppet]

Ewe all deserve to bee punished!

[Minder]

I thought of a show stopper earlier but now forget it. And it would have been better than the mealy mouthed nonsense I have read so far.

Except for Muppet, clever..............

Ish..........

[Orior]

Reminds me of the bloke who walked into a pet shop, and asked the owner "do you sells wasps?"

Owner "No"

Bloke "Well there's one in your window"

[Hardy]

I couldn't give a monkey's.