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Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
« Reply #15 on: August 05, 2010, 09:21:12 PM »
In situations like this, someone always sings like a canary.

Are you just parroting TAM?
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Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
« Reply #16 on: August 05, 2010, 09:59:11 PM »
Apparently the robbers gave the owner dog's abuse. Interviewed afterwards, Jolly said "Its cat altogether. Those theives are just animals"
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Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
« Reply #17 on: August 05, 2010, 10:39:14 PM »
Someone has to do a bit of bird for this.

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Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
« Reply #18 on: August 05, 2010, 11:12:58 PM »
I am hearing reports that a mole has surfaced.

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Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
« Reply #19 on: August 05, 2010, 11:21:36 PM »
It rustled a few feathers in Newry I'd say.
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Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2010, 12:33:41 AM »
I'd say the robin ba*tards are crowing to their mates about it as we speak
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Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2010, 01:07:57 AM »
In situations like this, someone always sings like a canary.

Are you just parroting TAM?

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Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
« Reply #22 on: August 06, 2010, 02:00:07 AM »
Ewe all deserve to bee punished!
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Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
« Reply #23 on: August 06, 2010, 02:04:32 AM »
I thought of a show stopper earlier but now forget it. And it would have been better than the mealy mouthed nonsense I have read so far.

Except for Muppet, clever..............

Ish..........
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Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
« Reply #24 on: August 06, 2010, 08:39:22 AM »
Reminds me of the bloke who walked into a pet shop, and asked the owner "do you sells wasps?"

Owner "No"

Bloke "Well there's one in your window"
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Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
« Reply #25 on: August 06, 2010, 10:41:12 AM »
I couldn't give a monkey's.
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