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Started by ziggysego, May 20, 2010, 07:11:47 PM

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Hot pursuit ninjas save Australia mugging victim

Three muggers in Australia got the fright of their lives when their attack was interrupted by five black-clad ninja warriors.

The thieves were assaulting a German medical exchange student in Sydney, but the alleyway where they struck was next to a school for ninja warriors.

One of the pupils raised the alarm after noticing the attack.

Police say they have arrested two men and charged them with robbery, and are still looking for a third suspect.

"We just ran outside and started running at them, yelling and everything," said ninja master Kaylan Soto who instructed his students to take action.

"These guys have turned around and seen five ninjas in black ninja uniforms running towards them. They just bolted."

The victim suffered minor injuries, and the men stole his mobile phone and iPod, according to police.

Mr Soto said the man could have escaped the assault with some training in ninjitsu - a Japanese martial art. As for the attackers, "They just picked the wrong spot," he added.

Sourced BBCi: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/asia_pacific/10130346.stm
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Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

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Quote from: pintsofguinness on May 20, 2010, 08:11:29 PM
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I love it when c***ts get their comeuppance

Whats the extra * for?
You'll Never Walk Alone.

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Quote from: hardstation on May 20, 2010, 08:57:33 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on May 20, 2010, 08:11:29 PM
Tonight's news from home  ;D  ;D  ;D

I love it when c***ts get their comeuppance
Go on..........
I can't, it has to remain private.

I dont know LL, the board done that, I typed the word.
Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

The Real Laoislad

You'll Never Walk Alone.

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Thats weird.......

c***ts
f**k
bollix
bastard
You'll Never Walk Alone.

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Minder

Quote from: ONeill on May 20, 2010, 10:26:07 PM
Clifts.

Is that how a less than bright pupil from Larne spells "Cliff", according to the Irish News?
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