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Title: Free Cheese
Post by: 5 Sams on November 05, 2010, 10:43:50 AM
http://www.rte.ie/news/2010/1105/cheese.html  :-\

This will hardly have them dancing in the streets of <insert your own deprived area here>



Cue the puns....
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: AZOffaly on November 05, 2010, 10:45:20 AM
No pun, but is this a joke? Free cheese????

Fcuk me.
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: 5 Sams on November 05, 2010, 10:50:03 AM
Quote from: AZOffaly on November 05, 2010, 10:45:20 AM
No pun, but is this a joke? Free cheese????

Fcuk me.


No joke.....I know....you couldnt fcukin make it up....
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: Shamrock Shore on November 05, 2010, 10:52:51 AM
When I heard this I immediately thought of this (Monthy Python cheese shop sketch)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3KBuQHHKx0&p=2687E8E307C732C7&playnext=1&index=18

Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: aontroim on November 05, 2010, 10:55:04 AM
I have a vague memory that free cheese was handed out in the North a while back - 10/15yrs ago - to pensioners?  Think there were other handouts in addition to the cheese.
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: johnneycool on November 05, 2010, 10:59:42 AM
Quote from: aontroim on November 05, 2010, 10:55:04 AM
I have a vague memory that free cheese was handed out in the North a while back - 10/15yrs ago - to pensioners?  Think there were other handouts in addition to the cheese.

the good ole intervention cheese and butter was given out to pensioners. There may have been a bit of beef as well.

Strangely enough the wine lakes never made their way over here
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: Kerry Mike on November 05, 2010, 11:13:35 AM
QuoteGaltee cheese is a long time favourite of Irish consumers the world over. It is available in block or slice format.
Calvita is a sister product of Galtee being milder and creamer in taste. Indeed it is the first cheese that many Irish consumers were exposed to as children thus it has huge nostalgic appeal

Vote FF and here's a block of Calvita for the childer.
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: Olly on November 05, 2010, 11:23:54 AM
That's not very mature.
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: Croí na hÉireann on November 05, 2010, 11:26:26 AM
That explains all the cheese talk I've been listening to all morning...
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: Tubberman on November 05, 2010, 11:27:11 AM
This whole story stinks!
This govt just don't give edam  :-[
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: Mayo4Sam on November 05, 2010, 11:28:53 AM
Leave it Brie Tubber.
Is still actually going to happen? A feta d'compli?
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: Croí na hÉireann on November 05, 2010, 11:33:35 AM
All this cheese talk has me feeling Blue
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: orangeman on November 05, 2010, 11:38:18 AM
The EEC beef was good stuff as well.

The butter wrecked a load of arteries.

Glad to get back to Flora.
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: flog the lot on November 05, 2010, 11:47:49 AM
any chance of getting some wine and crackers along with the cheese!... ;)
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: johnneycool on November 05, 2010, 11:49:29 AM
Quote from: orangeman on November 05, 2010, 11:38:18 AM
The EEC beef was good stuff as well.

The butter wrecked a load of arteries.

Glad to get back to Flora.

Please tell me you don't commit the mortal sin of Ireland and put flora on boiled spuds?
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: Denn Forever on November 05, 2010, 12:10:39 PM
Will people be handed out Vouchers with their dole for cheese and will it become currency like the Butter Vouchers did all those years ago? 

Never understood how that worked.
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: gerrykeegan on November 05, 2010, 12:16:28 PM
In a previous job, there were four girls who did nothing all except count butter vouchers, they were always in good form and I couldn't fathom it out.
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: Bogball XV on November 05, 2010, 12:44:03 PM
Quote from: orangeman on November 05, 2010, 11:38:18 AM
The EEC beef was good stuff as well.

The butter wrecked a load of arteries.

Glad to get back to Flora.

http://www.stop-trans-fat.com/butter-v-margarine.html
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: muppet on November 05, 2010, 01:18:35 PM
I can't believe it's not butter there're giving out.
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: ziggysego on November 05, 2010, 01:47:51 PM
Quote from: aontroim on November 05, 2010, 10:55:04 AM
I have a vague memory that free cheese was handed out in the North a while back - 10/15yrs ago - to pensioners?  Think there were other handouts in addition to the cheese.

A little earlier than that, if my memory is correct. It was during the 80s. I think the free cheese was distributed by the Post Office.
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: gerry on November 05, 2010, 01:59:58 PM
Poor joe duffy up to his eyes today with it.
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: boojangles on November 05, 2010, 02:18:48 PM
'If they haven't got bread let them eat Cheese'
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: Hardy on November 05, 2010, 02:21:26 PM
 Cheeses! They cheddar thrown in a bottle of wine as well. It's the least they gouda done.
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: Capt Pat on November 05, 2010, 03:21:56 PM
I can understand the point of free cheese but what was the point of free butter. At least you can just eat the cheese. You can't eat butter on its own.
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: muppet on November 05, 2010, 04:17:45 PM
Let them eat Cheesecake!
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: gerry on November 05, 2010, 05:01:23 PM
Quote from: Capt Pat on November 05, 2010, 03:21:56 PM
I can understand the point of free cheese but what was the point of free butter. At least you can just eat the cheese. You can't eat butter on its own.


People where saying that most people would use butter but would not use cheese everyday..
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: OverTheBlackSpot on November 05, 2010, 08:15:58 PM
Would this be classed as Free Derry ? ;D
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: orangeman on November 05, 2010, 08:30:10 PM
Quote from: johnneycool on November 05, 2010, 11:49:29 AM
Quote from: orangeman on November 05, 2010, 11:38:18 AM
The EEC beef was good stuff as well.

The butter wrecked a load of arteries.

Glad to get back to Flora.

Please tell me you don't commit the mortal sin of Ireland and put flora on boiled spuds?

Relax. EEC butter went on the spuds. Flora for the bread.
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: mylestheslasher on November 05, 2010, 08:30:54 PM
All joking aside. The notion of free food of one sort of another for poorer people has been ongoing in Ireland for ages, this is nothing new. What we got today was an idiotic minister (the brainless Brendan Smith) making an announcement implying that this was something new, a fantastic new give away from the government! I don't know if that is the most depressing thing or whether it is the idea that Smith can see nothing wrong with following up on announcements of huge cuts and higher tax (totaling 6bn) by offering poor people free cheese.
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: Bogball XV on November 05, 2010, 08:43:55 PM
Quote from: OverTheBlackSpot on November 05, 2010, 08:15:58 PM
Would this be classed as Free Derry ? ;D
the winner ;D ;D
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: muppet on November 05, 2010, 08:47:53 PM
Quote from: Bogball XV on November 05, 2010, 08:43:55 PM
Quote from: OverTheBlackSpot on November 05, 2010, 08:15:58 PM
Would this be classed as Free Derry ? ;D
the winner ;D ;D

Cud you be more udderly biased?
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: snoopdog on November 05, 2010, 09:24:53 PM
after the budget we will all be looking for free cheese.
country is on its hole
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: brokencrossbar1 on November 05, 2010, 10:46:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xLUEMj6cwA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xLUEMj6cwA)

All we need now is Gormless opening up the Ministry of Silly Walks!!!  Cheesemakers are blessed in the Lives of Brians!!!
Title: Re: Free Cheese
Post by: 13aside on November 06, 2010, 05:50:02 AM
think i remember them handing out tinned meat as well back then-it normally went to the poor unfortunate dog