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Title: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
Post by: 5 Sams on August 05, 2010, 04:57:05 PM
...I think that's cat. Although they'll be caught soon cos apparently the dogs in the street know who did it. One boy had a handgun and his chum had a hammer....snakey bastards.... ;) :D
Title: Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
Post by: ziggysego on August 05, 2010, 05:03:33 PM
Quit making a c**k of yourself, you donkey!
Title: Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
Post by: EC Unique on August 05, 2010, 05:22:13 PM
I smell a rat! Inside job maybe? Have the police got any leads?
Title: Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
Post by: AZOffaly on August 05, 2010, 05:24:01 PM
Jaysus. You'd be sick as a parrot.
Title: Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
Post by: Orior on August 05, 2010, 06:07:34 PM
Quote from: EC Unique on August 05, 2010, 05:22:13 PM
I smell a rat! Inside job maybe? Have the police got any leads?

No, but the shop owner had just shaved a long haired goat before the robbery. Police are combing the area for clues.
Title: Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
Post by: EagleLord on August 05, 2010, 06:10:30 PM
Something fishy goin on here..
Title: Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
Post by: Dougal on August 05, 2010, 07:48:31 PM
the pigs already have some suspects.you'd be barking mad to think you could get away with it.i'd imagine they'll be fairly sheepish if they get caught.chickens is all they are,needing to use guns.
Title: Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
Post by: TacadoirArdMhacha on August 05, 2010, 07:58:44 PM
They'll be in jail by the morning. No doubt the local informants will sing like canaries.
Title: Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
Post by: Puckoon on August 05, 2010, 07:58:54 PM
In situations like this, someone always sings like a canary.
Title: Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
Post by: Puckoon on August 05, 2010, 07:59:10 PM
ha. ha. ha.
Title: Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
Post by: Dougal Maguire on August 05, 2010, 08:02:45 PM
What a load of bull. Mind you I'd be going ape shit if it was my shop. But I'm sure some stool pigeon will spill the beans
Title: Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
Post by: Puckoon on August 05, 2010, 08:07:49 PM
After this episode, Jolly might consider becoming a Rancher.
Title: Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
Post by: Shamrock Shore on August 05, 2010, 08:34:27 PM
I believe students from the local poly are under suspicion.
Title: Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
Post by: Dougal Maguire on August 05, 2010, 09:19:11 PM
God Shamrock that was a bit of a cheep shot
Title: Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
Post by: supersarsfields on August 05, 2010, 09:20:31 PM
I can't believe people are cracking yokes on this thread. I suspose it shows the predigree of posters on this board alrite!!
Title: Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
Post by: ziggysego on August 05, 2010, 09:21:12 PM
Quote from: Puckoon on August 05, 2010, 07:58:54 PM
In situations like this, someone always sings like a canary.

Are you just parroting TAM?
Title: Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
Post by: Orior on August 05, 2010, 09:59:11 PM
Apparently the robbers gave the owner dog's abuse. Interviewed afterwards, Jolly said "Its cat altogether. Those theives are just animals"
Title: Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
Post by: fearglasmor on August 05, 2010, 10:39:14 PM
Someone has to do a bit of bird for this.
Title: Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
Post by: Puckoon on August 05, 2010, 11:12:58 PM
I am hearing reports that a mole has surfaced.
Title: Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
Post by: ziggysego on August 05, 2010, 11:21:36 PM
It rustled a few feathers in Newry I'd say.
Title: Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
Post by: Dougal Maguire on August 06, 2010, 12:33:41 AM
I'd say the robin ba*tards are crowing to their mates about it as we speak
Title: Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
Post by: TacadoirArdMhacha on August 06, 2010, 01:07:57 AM
Quote from: ziggysego on August 05, 2010, 09:21:12 PM
Quote from: Puckoon on August 05, 2010, 07:58:54 PM
In situations like this, someone always sings like a canary.

Are you just parroting TAM?

Put a muzzle on it Ziggy.
Title: Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
Post by: muppet on August 06, 2010, 02:00:07 AM
Ewe all deserve to bee punished!
Title: Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
Post by: Minder on August 06, 2010, 02:04:32 AM
I thought of a show stopper earlier but now forget it. And it would have been better than the mealy mouthed nonsense I have read so far.

Except for Muppet, clever..............

Ish..........
Title: Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
Post by: Orior on August 06, 2010, 08:39:22 AM
Reminds me of the bloke who walked into a pet shop, and asked the owner "do you sells wasps?"

Owner "No"

Bloke "Well there's one in your window"
Title: Re: Jolly's Pet Shop in Newry robbed at gunpoint...
Post by: Hardy on August 06, 2010, 10:41:12 AM
I couldn't give a monkey's.