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happens all over still? the antrim hurling one goes "Ye leds keep yer heads up!" "Year doin gre8t tings in da nort fer hoirlin" "Yes have some handy hurlers alright and yes will make it one day" "Ye's gave us a fright fer a minute or so" "Good luck ta ye's and I off to tell the press what a shower of sh*t I really think ye's are"

Someone pointed out once - nobody self-employed takes sick... CS is a joke - try Local Government as a bigger one - its a stick and carrot thing - six months full pay and six months half...... great incentive not t o have a month under the duvet.....

Apologies to Bono! George Bush probably knew more about the issue than he did!

Bit close to the truth that one - However, I was in Tuscany, and, for you to have such a vivid imagination, I think it's a case of "he doth protest too much" - meaning that there must be an element of yourself in what you accuse me of!

Sorry forgot to add... then the wife and I went back to the hotel, up to our room and she gave me the mosty magnificent .......pair of pyjamas that she had packed away for me. Then as I was getting undressed, she came up behind me a placed her hand on my ....glasses which had fallen to the floor. So as she was bent over getting my glasses, I just couldn't resist the temptation, so I got out my huge... bag of chrisps that I had taken from the pub etc etc...

I was sitting last weekend outside a bar / cafe on a hillside overlooking Florence. The better half was having a glass of wine, while had a rather large, cold and frothy beer in front of me. The sun was setting over the hilltops on the far side. Two excellent pizzas arrived and we sat and chilled as the evening descended. Now I'm back in dear old Ireland, back at work and have no leave left. But I just thought, what sheer perfection that evening was - anybody beat that?

Crikey! he was on the RTE phone in on Sunday and was close to saying that he was to seek to get another year out of it? iie - the great talent coming through and how he had a longer plan.... He must have had a wee bet on the side..

Nothing wrong with a Sambo mural but we are trying not to scare tourists off!

John McNally, Freddie Gilroy, John Caldwell, Jim McCourt, Hugh Russell and Wayne... Belfast Olympic boxing medal winners....

Guilt over the 1995 All Ireland Final 

Hello I am new here. But I should say that the who global warming thing is balls! When I wert lad it were all about those Rainforests and how we were doomed. Then it was the Ozone Layer? Then it was the Aids thing - we were all doomed .. in 1986, everyone who ever had sex was gonna be dead in 10 years .. Nature is a marvellous thing ...the world will cope with anything - nearly... we have in history seen it all before.... One guy hit it on the head when he said that if the Titanic had sunk today after hitting an iceberg then Global warming would be blamed..If you look at weather and climate you will see that there is nothing weird about seriously wet summers.... or warm ones as we are told they now are... Buy six beers and wise up....