Great Newspaper Headlines.

[Minder]

"Sign on you crazy Diamond" by the Sun the other day was pretty good.

[Tony Baloney]

"Sign on you crazy Diamond" by the Sun the other day was pretty good.

It is a bit special alright...

[Gaffer]

"Sign on you crazy Diamond" by the Sun the other day was pretty good.

It is a bit special alright...

Good one but I think it has already been mentioned in this thread!

[BarryBreensBandage]

Always loved the one printed after the payments that Charlie Haughey had received from Ben Dunne were discovered.

One of the headlines was: Ben there, Dunne that, Bought the Taoiseach.

[Franko]

Always loved the one printed after the payments that Charlie Haughey had received from Ben Dunne were discovered.

One of the headlines was: Ben there, Dunne that, Bought the Taoiseach.

Never heard of that one before - that's genuis!

[trileacman]

http://www.rte.ie/sport/soccer/international/2012/0920/338351-irelands-warm-up-tie-in-hungary-not-recognised/

Duff's got 99 caps, but Hungary ain't one.

Decent.

[Feckitt]

Don't know how to add atttachments but the Daily Star had a great one last year at the time of the first bailout of Biffo, Mary Coughlan, Brian Lenihan & Co, under the headline 

'USELESS GOBSHITES'

But the Daily Star's greatest moment was the photo of George W Bush, Tony Blair, Burlesconi, Vladmir Putin, the Japanese PM, the French PM, all the worlds leaders pissing themselves laughing at Berties canary suit.

'WELL YELLOW THERE BERTIE'
'World leaders stunned by Taoiseach's pants'

[BarryBreensBandage]

Have to hand it to the Sun for their Carlos Tevez community service headline:

"Don't Cry For Me Argie Cleaner"

[muppet]

Have to hand it to the Sun for their Carlos Tevez community service headline:

"Don't Cry For Me Argie Cleaner"

The tooth is I never left you....

[muppet]

Irish American cannibal attacks mother in bath and eats her thumb

http://www.irishcentral.com/news/Irish-American-cannibal-attacks-mother-in-bath-and-eats-her-thumb-184347361.html?utm_source=outbrain&utm_medium=content&utm_campaign=paid

[Harold Disgracey]

Headline in the Ulstet Gazette earlier this year:


"Over £100m! Is this the rail price? Is this just fantasy? Caught up in land buys, No escape from bureaucracy!".

[All of a Sludden]

Woman Fingers Ex-Girlfriend In Sex Toy Theft

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/strap-on-dildo-heist-9182345

[Aerlik]

The good old Sunday Sport in the 80s in the UK.

"Double decker bus found on the moon".

[All of a Sludden]

The good old Sunday Sport in the 80s in the UK.

"Double decker bus found on the moon".

It was a WWII Bomber that was found on the moon. 



The bus was found at the South Pole. 

[Aerlik]

That was it.  Nothing like the truth getting in the way of a good story.