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I got an email today that i will be getting a chance to buy tickets next Thursday    , what are my chances?

not a chance corn. how many games did he start for liverpool last season? there'll be noone paying any money for him.

Its difficult to play with a busted cruciate ligament  

Just because they are looking £27 mill for Torres and are willing to offer £16 mill + Garcia does not necessarily mean they believe he is worth £11million. I would quite happily get rid of him. In fairness all players have over inflated values, Carrick & Hargreaves £17 million each being prime examples.

Kasabian and Killers. Dreadful. Can't they come up with anything slightly more imaginative.

Talk about meat potatoes and two veg white boy whinney guitar rock.

If you dony like the lineup sit in the f*cking house, some people will want to see it.

He should get his balls cut off and shoved down his f**king throat the sick ****.

whats that about gerrard's mrs lads? i missed that one, and scrolled back a few pages but cant see anything

Some drug dealing bouncer in Liverpool was "allegedley" banging her and it was about to break in the papers but Gerrard begged them not to run the story. There was talk Gerrard was asking for a paternity test for one of his children, thought it may not have been his.

I would name the chip shop as per the welcome you get at the counter.

If you go into Manny's on the Falls Road or Antrim Road expecting a "Good evening sir, how are you and what may I get you?" then you will be dissapointed.

So I'd name it "WATTS YURZ"

Aye agree with that about Mannys, there are some hard oul tickets in the fast food industry in West Belfast. Was in Chilli Chilli on Falls on Saturday evening and was served by the hardest of them all, i thought she was gonna bottle me when i asked her for a fork.....

Spot on Hardstation. I wonder how the family publicist Brendan Crossan feels today after that pile of sh*te he wrote on Fridays Irish News, about CJ would be mad staying at home etc etc.....No doubt the record will be set straight in the next few days by young CJ

Slim i though Kevin "Midnight Cowboy" Mc Gourty was going to the America too to seek his fortune, has he not went yet? Have to agree with you about the facilities in St Galls, the changing rooms are a joke for a club as big as St Galls

The NBA finals have just finished, the 15 a side version will be played today between Tyrone & Donegal......

Personally I think football is far better but maybe a little biased because I play gaelic and have never played hurling. 
My honest opinion is that fotball requires more skill and more vision

You have obviously never played hurling if you think it requires more skill than hurling. I was told as a youngster that "football was for people that couldnt play hurling" ! If there was any hurling match on TV iwould watch it before Dublin v Meath

Anyone go? Whoever is in charge of running the bars in the main arena should be f**king shot, one of the bars there was 3 people serving. Its as if they were surprised there were loads of people turned up.

All must be forgiven in the gerrard household given that the nuptuals are going ahead...

He should have kicked the dirty whore out long ago........

Barrymore has been asked if he is doing any panto this year but he said he wouldnt as he did Alladin 4 years ago and hasnt heard the end of it.........

I wonder how many hundred thousand they got for this cosmetic exercise.........