muppet's craption competition #116

[muppet]

[T Fearon]

Marty Duffy would drive anybody to the fags

[Orior]

Is that you-know-who on the far right?

[Hardy]

Well there's no smokin' on the bus.

[Jinxy]

Who's marking 14 lads?

[CD]

'Man makes rude gesture so vigorously his hand catches fire!'

[omagh_gael]

The full back clearly wasn't listening when the zonal marking system was discussed at training on Thursday night.

[sensethetone]

If he had an E-Light he could have played away.

[Aristo 60]

Player called ashore as a medical precaution after another Dublin finger biting incident.

[rrhf]

The ad that didnt make the cut for lucozade sport. 

[sligoman2]

The full back was sent to the sideline for pulling and dragging on one of the Carrolls.  The yellow team got lit up by the opposition once Nick O'Teen the full back (who was outstanding in tabac line) was put out.
Manager Tim Majors from Marlboro inhaled deeply and admitted afterward that his team was smoked by the opposition once Nick was put out.  " We were no match for them" he admitted, "Nick is as good as twenty players" he revealed and there's no ifs and or butts about it.

[Aristo 60]

The full back was sent to the sideline for pulling and dragging on one of the Carrolls.  The yellow team got lit up by the opposition once Nick O'Teen the full back (who was outstanding in tabac line) was put out.
Manager Tim Majors from Marlboro inhaled deeply and admitted afterward that his team was smoked by the opposition once Nick was put out.  " We were no match for them" he admitted, "Nick is as good as twenty players" he revealed and there's no ifs and or butts about it.

Winner for effort alone.

[johnneycool]

GAA to introduce 'feg' subs for junior B grade.

[T Fearon]

Roscommon gone to pot after defeat to Armagh

[never kickt a ball]

Show me the player's number 6 and number 10