Things that make you go What the F**k?

[Gabriel_Hurl]

I should have answered that guys email a few years ago 

http://www.ctvnews.ca/business/43m-in-cash-found-in-empty-nigerian-apartment-1.3368884

[johnneycool]

The Borussia Dortmond bus bomber did it to manipulate their share price!!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39664212

[Orior]

Deuteronomy 25:11-12

[johnneycool]

Deuteronomy 25:11

Are there many one handed women in Armagh?

There's a lot to be said for a good old bible read, especially for nuggets like that.

[seafoid]

Deuteronomy 25:11

Are there many one handed women in Armagh?

There's a lot to be said for a good old bible read, especially for nuggets like that.

And every single word is the word of God

[Hardy]

Deuteronomy 25:11-12

Can't argue with a word of that, in fairness.

[Denn Forever]

The US Department of Justice is literally prosecuting a woman for laughing at Jeff Sessions.

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/5/2/15518574/desiree-fairooz-justice-department

[Orior]

Had an occasion to visit the doctor's surgery this week. Don't worry - Orior is as healthy as a healthy thing and will be around for my more posts.

But I was well entertained whilst in the waiting area. Two young mothers talking to each other across the room. Each had at least two children, all to different fathers. Kids Keaton and Logan (aged about 3 an 4) were wrecking the place and an admin came out to tell the mothers to rein them in. Among the various topics discussed were:
- how good / bad the various fathers behaved
- another girl who met a man on plentymorefish.com and took her kids over to Wales to meet him on a blind date
- piercing the boys ears when they were aged two, with 18 caret gold

A very entertaining 20 minutes.
(Apologies at not changing the names to protect the innocent)

[johnneycool]

Only in America;
http://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/sport/baseball-fan-is-struck-by-stray-bullet-during-game-in-us-788316.html

[Cunny Funt]

A Mayo club game at the weekend.

https://mobile.twitter.com/jbrennan713/status/861233678738915329?p=v

[CiKe]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39956904

Florida man tries to kiss rattlesnake; gets bitten.

[Tony Baloney]

Now who thought this was a good idea?!

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2017/may/22/bbc-apologises-after-local-radio-station-airs-ian-brady-competition-leeds

I was just about to post this link! Unbelievable stuff.

The segment, on BBC Radio Leeds, was hosted by presenter Nathan Turvey during Sunday's breakfast programme.

Listeners were asked to guess the identity of a person "who'd been in the news" from a series of musical clues.

Turvey played excerpts from tracks including The Brady Bunch theme song and The Smiths' Suffer Little Children.

The presenter, who was standing in for the station's regular Sunday host, also played Mott The Hoople's All The Young Dudes and Talking Heads' Psycho Killer before saying: "They were four songs all linked to someone in the news this week, all you've got to do is work out who it is," and asked listeners to call in with their guesses.

[seafoid]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/30/exclusive-pampas-grass-sales-falling-secret-signal-swingers/

[5 Sams]

Total p***k..

https://youtu.be/X3BtQz2fR1c

[laoislad]

Over 2,000 people turned up at Knock shrine in anticipation of an apparition, after a teenage boy claimed there would be one there this afternoon.

The boy claims to have seen a vision of Our Lady in Fatima last month and said she told him she would appear to him again at Knock, at 3pm today.

Local gardaí put a traffic management plan in place, in the event that large crowds would travel to the shrine.

The 14-year-old boy was among a group of people from the travelling community from Britain that travelled to Fatima last month.

He claimed he experienced visions there and that these would be repeated today.

A large crowd in the Church of the Apparition in Knock led to fears for the safety of the boy who claimed that he would have a vision.

The crowd dispersed following intervention by stewards.

Parish Priest Fr Richard Gibbons has discouraged such gatherings from an organisational and authentication perspective.

Details of the boy's claims have been shared extensively on social media groups in recent weeks.