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MORNING SEX:



She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in.. She turned and said, You've got to make love to me this very moment.'


His eyes lit up and he thought,' This is my lucky day.'  Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all....right there on the kitchen table.


Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove..  More than a little puzzled, he asked,

'What was that all about?'


She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'

Quality!!!
>>>
>>>
>>>   RESPECT to Samuel L. Jackson. The screen legend was recently
>>>   Interviewed by Kate Thornton on British T.V. about working with
>>>Colin
>>>   Farrell in
>>>   S.W.A.T. when the following conversation took place:
>>>
>>>   Kate: What's it like working with Colin, 'cos he is just so hot
in
>>>   the U.K. right now.
>>>
>>>   Samuel: He's pretty hot in the U.S. too
>>>
>>>   Kate: Yea! but he's one of our own!
>>>
>>>   Samuel: Isn't he from Ireland
>>>
>>>   Kate: Yeah, but we claim him 'cos Ireland is beside us.
>>>
>>>   Samuel: You see that's your problem right there. You British
keep
>>>   claiming people that don't belong to you. We had that problem in
>>>   America too - it was called slavery.

even counting my words now.  I call it the freestate aswell lads and mean no harm at all with it. It is just the way i have been brought up aswell. It is something we aspire to so in a way it is still a free state to the occupied states in the north.

I don't aspire to a free state. I aspire to a republic. My da n my brothers still call it the Free State as they don't know it might be offensive and think it actually a welcomed name. The bird,hates it,(shes a dub) it really annoys her . I know better but say it to make my p[oint or else just to annoy people. At home tho I sometimes would say it without thinking and only notice when the women points it out.

Why would it they think its welcomed , its always used with disdain and as a put down

Aren't you lucky you live in a free state. Ya wanna try living up here..It's not easy

What sort of crowd are they expecting on Sunday?

Depends on how much it is in to the game

Best back 6 for championship is.

                         Hearty

A Mallon             Bellew            McNulty


A Kernan           A ORourke      C McKeever

As for Sundays game the back 6 is fine with the exception of F Moriarty. Our problem is in the forawrd line where they couldn't score in "IVEDECIDED's house"

Subject: Never question a drunk.

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected the following: A litre of milk A carton of eggs A carton of orange juice A 250 gram package of bacon A head of lettuce A 1 kilo can of coffee As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the Cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.' I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued By the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at The Six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you know what,you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?' The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'

Who are you calling Senior?

El sir apesadumbrado para causar cualquier ofensa pero es su hija para la venta .

Only messin AZ. Chill out man

Hey Senior I give you 15 Dollar for your daughter

I heard we were entering that the year but obviously not according to corns post.

As far as i know we put our names in the hat??? Maybe there were not enough places left...

To be fair lads I pass it two or three times a day and the amount of work that has been done over the last couple of months has been amazing. I know it has taken some time to get this far but hopefully we'll be watching a few club championship matches under lights in August and September!!!

K Brady said that he had no doubt (100%) that the final of the senior club championship will be in the Athletic Grounds. We shall see!!!

Just checking out the odds there and Monaghan are 1/2 and Armagh 2/1. I seriously fancy Monaghan to beat Armagh but i was expecting Monaghan to be about 4/6 or even 4/5 in the betting

I'd said we will be very short on Sunday - but sure we'll do our best and see what happens.

Thats all you can ask for. I'm sure whatever team you's field they will give 100%

Clans beat Brookeborough last night by about 12-14pts sort of lost track of the score (sorry)

Orangeman looks like your visit to Lurgan on sunday is winners take all

I worked in the finlay plant just 2 mile up the road from Cabragh filling station and that road has to be one of the worst in Ireland for fatal accidents

K hughes who plays for Tyrone has lost 2 family members on that same stretch of road within a mile of that accident

not sure of the details, i just heard that he had done sometin to the knee last week and was still waiting on the results form scans to find out the seriousness of the damage.  well, we will see the night!

Good time in Newcastle ill decide?

Excellent That place is mental but a bit depressing back in work. Def would recomend it for party/stag doo's.

Hank i think you know more than you're letting on

Train more and eat less. It's that simple