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With such great eyesight it's a wonder you didn't notice all the off-the-ball and niggling being done by the Monaghan boys, Kerry Mike.
If McCullough stuck the shoulder into anybody he'd hurt it on his opponent's knee, he's that small.

Get over 2003 and 2005, ffs

'An honorable mention also has to go to the free ones we had just nicked from Wellworths in the Square. Always nicer when you didnt pay for them. '


Ahhh, Wellworths in the Square ... the pick 'n' mix counter was an open invitation for widescale thievery by the Dalriada boys.  

Me Ma used to work in it and I remember in the Seventies after a bombing outside the cop shop (not a scratch on it, the rest of the Square was flattened) her arriving home with a van load of different ice lollies that had to be disposed off.  We had a big f***-off chest freezer in the garage them days ... kept the youngsters in the estate fed with Quenchers, Jokers, Choc Pops, Choc Ices etc for three months.  My favourite was the Dracula lolly ... bit into it and this red sauce seeped out round your lips, like you'd just sunk your fangs into the neck of some unfortunate Romanian virgin.

BTW, the website www.aquarterof(dunno if it's .com or .co.uk) still supplies a lot of those 70s/80s chocolate bars and sweets

'Pat Spillane's opinion of Tyrone's style of football in 2003 was that it was 'puke football'.
4 years later, Tyrone (and most of Ulster) are still whingeing about it -'

No we're not ... we shoved his words right down his big gob in 2005 when we again made wee men of his beloved Kerry in Croke Park.
And yes, Brolly is a complete w**ker...

Can't wait to see the Huns' reaction at Ibrox when the kid runs out with lapIRA on the back of his shirt

'The recent post was directed at a load of OTT whingeing from someone who is obviously expressing mock outrage about this incident, but who's words indicate a mindset every bit as bad as those at the bonfire in Coleraine.'

Well, bugger me ... I've never had the pleasure of being psychoanalysed by a bigot before.  Was the outrage of the families of those butchered in Sean Graham's also mock at the weekend, Mr Freud?

Added to the disgraceful happening in Coleraine, a banner extolling UFF mass killer Joe Bratty, the man behind the Ormeau Road bookies massacre, was carried in the Hunfest parades in Belfast yesterday.  That's certainly going to bring the tourists in, as are the closed and boarded up shops ... the f****** place was like a ghost town, the only bar open was Bittles.  Some of us Fenian bastards (that's for you Gweytahl) have to work for a living and take a pint at lunchtime.  I'm sorry, I take my holidays when I want, not when the orange order tells me to. Yet we have the ridiculous Lord Laird - in stupid tartan miniskirt of course - allowed to lie on Radio Ulster about the "thousands of tourists" who were watching the parade...

Mark Harte was one of the best penalty takers I ever saw ... probably better than Stevie O'Neill, and that's saying something...

'I actually get quite emotional when I see the heroic defiance of the Kerry players during that clip. They went down fighting (....as opposed to Tyrone who simply went down...diving bastards!!)'

We feel your pain, Michael.  We feel your pain.  Get it out son, get it out ... therapy is good for the soul, expunge your agony, share it with us, we're here to help ... deep breaths, deep breaths ... don't let the nightmare consume you, there, there, Mikey, Wikey

'What a day'  Not a tenth as enjoyable as the AI semi-final that year, Goats!!!!!!

Agree about Collins, though, absolute joke of a ref, and that boy at Casement yesterday isn't much better

It must have been a bit of a change for the two Linfield lads to be in a stadium that had a crowd in it

'Tyroneman, as usual the preciuosness of Tyrone people comes to the fore'

As usual, Will's hatred of all things Tyrone comes to the fore ... count 'em ... TWO ... not one ... TWO!

'yeah, but they did it first !'

Cavan folk will be surprised to hear that

I see yon blade from Kilrea who climbed Everest apparently planted a Derry flag on the rooftop of the world ... nice

They've still only one All- Ireland, mind

'And heres me thinking this was a topic about Andrea Corr.' 

'Paul Galvin is one dirty f**ker'
... u only discovering that now ... he's a tr**p who got away with murder in 2005 final