You know what really grinds my gears?

[Croí na hÉireann]

Em Hardy....the above can be read differently depending on whether one reads it in the context of the quote above it or not. Marty might not be pleased.....he is a ladies man.

Ooops - you're right. Just for clarity, then - Marty Morrissey's many remarkable qualities do not include being a homosexual, as far as I know.

(A ladies' man - are you serious?)

The ladies do swoon around Marty when he does be out. Does it ever go anywhere is another question.

[Canalman]

When your loaf of bread scatters all over the place after you have put it through the slicing machine in the supermarket.

[tyrone girl]

Wtf is a slicing machine in a supermarket 

[ziggysego]

Wtf is a slicing machine in a supermarket 

A machine for slicing.

Welcome back TG

[AZOffaly]

Wtf is a slicing machine in a supermarket 

Thanks TG. I thought I was the only one. Is that another name for a knife?

[Canalman]

They are the machines you put your soda bread / viennesse roll etc into which slices them up for you. Usually has a big red emergency  stop button on it in case you mangle your hands in it. Thought they were common enough in the supermarkets.

Mea culpa.

[muppet]

Wtf is a slicing machine in a supermarket 

Thanks TG. I thought I was the only one. Is that another name for a knife?

I know what a slicing machine is on a golf course.

[wherefromreferee?]

People in vehicles that don't turn off their engines as a funeral is walking past.

[ballinaman]

When people push the button at a pedestrian crossing when they have clearly seen you push it 2 seconds before.

[ziggysego]

When people push the button at a pedestrian crossing when they have clearly seen you push it 2 seconds before.

Drives me nuts. I'm not standing here for the good of my health!!

[Don Johnson]

On that same note, idiots who stand at a pedestrian crossing having NOT pressed the button!

[Tyrones own]

Or better yet, pushing the button then proceed to run across against their light, leaving you to have to stop 3 secs later with no one there to cross !

[pintsofguinness]

People who say "at the end of the day"

[Tubberman]

People in vehicles that don't turn off their engines as a funeral is walking past.

Is bringing the car to a halt not enough?

[Tubberman]

When people push the button at a pedestrian crossing when they have clearly seen you push it 2 seconds before.

I do that. I'm fully aware of how pointless it is, but I still do it for some reason.
I sometimes push it 2-3 times in quick succession - just to make sure, like!