You know what really grinds my gears?

[muppet]

10Km is still a lot of travelling for the car still to be considered new.

You'd be amazed the mileage you get from today's Ladas.

[The Real Laoislad]

10Km is still a lot of travelling for the car still to be considered new.

You'd be amazed the mileage you get from today's Ladas.

almost right... It does start with a L and end with a S...

[ziggysego]

Getting your foot stuck on a chair. Was having a sandwich in Subways today and got my foot trapped in the back of the chair. Had to get a passerby in the place to free me. Right grumpy git he was too

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

I don't know Ziggy, between searching for indecent photos of blokes to trying to throw a leg over in an eatery. Everything OK? 

[ziggysego]

Feeling a bit confused these days FoSB 

[Puckoon]

flat packed furniture aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Its a great wedding present - although the couple don't realise at the time that you are doing them a favour by giving them the biggest test of their married lives: The co-assembly of flat without blood letting will ensure a marriage will stand the test of time.

[longrunsthefox]

Getting your foot stuck on a chair. Was having a sandwich in Subways today and got my foot trapped in the back of the chair. Had to get a passerby in the place to free me. Right grumpy git he was too

I heard about that Ziggy... lmao 

[Puckoon]

Health insurance.

[pintsofguinness]

flat packed furniture aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Its a great wedding present - although the couple don't realise at the time that you are doing them a favour by giving them the biggest test of their married lives: The co-assembly of flat without blood letting will ensure a marriage will stand the test of time.

no need to tell me, there was rows in my house, herself seems to be incapable of holding something steady and straight!!

[Tyrones own]

Straight is good pints....steady, not so good

[Tyrones own]

Health insurance.

Thought that was all in the past!

[The Real Laoislad]

flat packed furniture aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Its a great wedding present - although the couple don't realise at the time that you are doing them a favour by giving them the biggest test of their married lives: The co-assembly of flat without blood letting will ensure a marriage will stand the test of time.

no need to tell me, there was rows in my house, herself seems to be incapable of holding something steady and straight!!

You need a woman to help you assemble furniture...really 
Have you checked to see are your man bits still there 

[pintsofguinness]

flat packed furniture aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Its a great wedding present - although the couple don't realise at the time that you are doing them a favour by giving them the biggest test of their married lives: The co-assembly of flat without blood letting will ensure a marriage will stand the test of time.

no need to tell me, there was rows in my house, herself seems to be incapable of holding something steady and straight!!

You need a woman to help you assemble furniture...really 
Have you checked to see are your man bits still there 

I dont know about your "man bits" but mine didn't come with the 8 hands, so yes I needed help.

[new devil]

  good man pints

[The Real Laoislad]

flat packed furniture aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Its a great wedding present - although the couple don't realise at the time that you are doing them a favour by giving them the biggest test of their married lives: The co-assembly of flat without blood letting will ensure a marriage will stand the test of time.

no need to tell me, there was rows in my house, herself seems to be incapable of holding something steady and straight!!

You need a woman to help you assemble furniture...really 
Have you checked to see are your man bits still there 

I dont know about your "man bits" but mine didn't come with the 8 hands, so yes I needed help.

Really? You needed help?
How odd...

What were you putting together as a matter of interest?