You know what really grinds my gears?

[tyrone girl]

I was literally in the bank about 3 minutes and came out and he was standing there with his book or whatever it is. I said excuse me why are u giving me a ticket as im not illegally parked - he says u are as ur car is slightly out over the white box and your obstructing the traffic. I was raging so said to him theres no way ur giving me a ticket cos i havnt paralell parked correctly he just glared at me and i got into the car and drove off. Feckers

[Caid]

I was literally in the bank about 3 minutes and came out and he was standing there with his book or whatever it is. I said excuse me why are u giving me a ticket as im not illegally parked - he says u are as ur car is slightly out over the white box and your obstructing the traffic. I was raging so said to him theres no way ur giving me a ticket cos i havnt paralell parked correctly he just glared at me and i got into the car and drove off. Feckers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24_kXzmpN6o

[tyrone girl]

Cant get it right no matter how hard i try 

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

Cant get it right no matter how hard i try 

How hard to you try Tyronegirl 

[The Real Laoislad]

Judge Judy

[tyrone girl]

Judge Judy

My da loves that stupid show, drives me mad

[Zapatista]

Judge Judy

My da loves that stupid show, drives me mad

Judy or your Da?

[tyrone girl]

Judy of course - my daddy only drives me mad on certain occasions. Most of the time hes great 

[takeyourownpath]

TV and radio ads were they say the price as four-nine-five rather than four hundred and ninety five and so on.

That reminds me, in Australia theu don't say the January 1'st (First) they say January 1 (One), it sounds pure retarded.

American dates grind my gears.  There is no logical reason to go mm/dd/yy

there's no logical reason for americans to do anything!

[Square Ball]

Yet again at a funeral some stupid ballixs mobile goes off, not once, not twice, but three times and they hadnt got the decency to turn it off 

[The Real Laoislad]

Christmas music on the radio on the 3rd of December

[JohnDenver]

Not enough christmas music on the radio on 3rd December 

[leenie]

 1 = being tired and cold.....

2= going into the ladies toilet to find the toilet seat up 

3= people being shocked when you tell them your age... (wondering is it because i look young or act young...)

[The Real Laoislad]

1 = being tired and cold.....

2= going into the ladies toilet to find the toilet seat up 

3= people being shocked when you tell them your age... (wondering is it because i look young or act young...)

Could also be that they thought you were much,much older........

[Canalman]

RUGBYSPEAK

As perfected by Ryle Nugent/Gerry Thornley ( and the rest)

Things like:

1 "Field Position"....... aka kicking the ball into your opponents'half
2 "Handling error"...... aka dropping the ball
3 "Phase"...... aka running 3 yards with the ball, falling over and letting go of the ball
4 "Genius, sheer genius"....... aka an Irish player kicking the ball over the sideline

Drives me nuts listening to it.