You know what really grinds my gears?

[pintsofguinness]

idiots swimming across the pool instead of doing lengths 

Maybe they can't swim too well and don't want to go into the deep end?!

[Gnevin]

idiots swimming across the pool instead of doing lengths 

Maybe they can't swim too well and don't want to go into the deep end?!

Then swim half lengths, or swim by the wall like a child . 

[pintsofguinness]

idiots swimming across the pool instead of doing lengths 

Maybe they can't swim too well and don't want to go into the deep end?!

Then swim half lengths, or swim by the wall like a child . 

Look, I know someone that use to work in pool - if you heard some of the stories I did people swimming in your way would be the least of your problems!

[Gnevin]

idiots swimming across the pool instead of doing lengths 

Maybe they can't swim too well and don't want to go into the deep end?!

Then swim half lengths, or swim by the wall like a child . 

Look, I know someone that use to work in pool - if you heard some of the stories I did people swimming in your way would be the least of your problems!

Do tell POG ,i can share some of my stories for a lad i know who worked behind a deli 

[pintsofguinness]

Well the water was only changed once a week - didn't matter what was in it.

Shite, sanitary towels etc lifted out of pool. 

And that was nothing to the stuff that was found in the changing rooms and showers!

[Puckoon]

Workmate worked at the leisure centre in lisburn, can veryify everything Pints has already said.

[Gnevin]

Workmate worked at the leisure centre in lisburn, can veryify everything Pints has already said.

Junkies eatting off the deli spoons
Returns readded to the trays
Meat left out for hours .

At least pools have choroine or that new salt stuff

[Square Ball]

I remember when I was a wee lad and used to go to the swimmers all the time. There was this nut job who stood in the middle of the pool and sung his heart out, full belt. Abba and all. He was about 25 stone.
A sight to behold.

The Cooler? well I think that was what it was called

[Gnevin]

Junkies eatting off the deli spoons

Anywhere outside of Dublin is safe from this.

At least pools have choroine or that new salt stuff

Oh aye, "that lump of shite is clean, sure there's chlorine and salt stuff on it."

The Cooler? well I think that was what it was called

Fcuk sake, Square Ball, I'm not that aul. Heard about many a tornado floating in there though. The Falls Park has come a long way from then.

I'm sure Limerick has a junkie or two , Heard Belfast has one too, she's a tourist attraction

I'd rather swim in a water with has been purified but may have a contained a lump of shit , than a chicken roll where the chicken sat out side for a day .

The life choices this board makes you consider 

[Square Ball]

[Fcuk sake, Square Ball, I'm not that aul. Heard about many a tornado floating in there though. The Falls Park has come a long way from then.

neither am I mate, read about it

[pintsofguinness]

Oh aye, "that lump of shite is clean, sure there's chlorine and salt stuff on it."

I'd rather swim in a water with has been purified but may have a contained a lump of shit , than a chicken roll where the chicken sat out side for a day .

Really? I wouldnt.

[Gnevin]

Oh aye, "that lump of shite is clean, sure there's chlorine and salt stuff on it."

I'd rather swim in a water with has been purified but may have a contained a lump of shit , than a chicken roll where the chicken sat out side for a day .

Really? I wouldnt.

Sure all water has contained a lump of shit and some time or other .
Where as the chicken will give you  the shits

[Fishbat]

Oh aye, "that lump of shite is clean, sure there's chlorine and salt stuff on it."

I'd rather swim in a water with has been purified but may have a contained a lump of shit , than a chicken roll where the chicken sat out side for a day .

Really? I wouldnt.

Sure all water has contained a lump of shit and some time or other .
Where as the chicken will give you  the shits

Reminds me of a fella from school coming running shouting that there was a "turd of shite" in the pool and to get out, might as well have been a shark.

Turd of shite? well it was hardly gonna be a turd of bananas now was it, not much else comes in turd form

[pintsofguinness]

Valentines day!

The biggest load of shite!
Shops full of "I love you" bullshit.

[ziggysego]

School's out.

100s of school kids coming one direction down a narrow street and you're trying to go the other.